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08-16-2017, 10:57 AM
Lord Birb (4) vs Noah Buttes (2): After a quick search through the cameras, you successfully locate the clown. You have no idea what it's doing, but anything that hid from your cameras this long not on the manifest MUST be bad. You alert security to Noah's location.
Noah Buttes is now wanted for suspicious activity.
Bologna Prime (1): You call Vurdalak in an attempt to barter things with the souls of the crew. After lengthy discussion, he offers the mystery box for your soul. You consider if it's worth it. I mean, a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a deed to another station! Finally, a way off this hellhole!
You accept the offer. Upon opening the box, you see a coupon for a Buy one Get one free hot dog from the local space diner.
You think this was not worth the soul.
You feel somewhat lighter...
HotCoffeeMug (4): You make your way away from the scene of the crime and find a decently comfy locker to hide in. You know it's only a matter of time til SOMEONE finds you though.
Vitatroll (3): Sick of everything, you decide enough is enough. You strip down, cover yourself in eggplant gibs, stick your ID to your forehead with honey, and begin to run around the station, shouting eggplant related expletives.
This goes as well as one might expect.
Vitatroll is now wanted for indecent exposure and possible insanity.
Frank_Stein (2): You decide to give it another go. However, before you say anything, you get a report of a suspicious clown from the AI. Furthermore, a strange man just ran through the station naked and shouting insane ramblings.
This is more important.
Youkcat (3): You successfully attach a ballistic gun to the pod. It doesn't look like it'll survive much use though.
Studenterhue (3): You smack and then electrify the artifact. Still nothing.
PH77SER (2):You enter the biodome alone.
You immediately come back with some bruises.
This was a bad idea.
Superlagg (2): You successfully see an open path into pathology...wait, it has a door you can't access. Shit.
You see nothing else of interest.
Your leg is sewn back on in the time you spend looking around.
NesMettaur (6): Not only do you get the teleport outside mechanics set up, you manage to construct it's destination as well. (The location you name in the next post is an automatic success.)
Current situations:
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes, Vitatroll
FEATS OF ANGER:Vitatroll is having a bad day.
Noah Buttes is now wanted for suspicious activity.
Bologna Prime (1): You call Vurdalak in an attempt to barter things with the souls of the crew. After lengthy discussion, he offers the mystery box for your soul. You consider if it's worth it. I mean, a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a deed to another station! Finally, a way off this hellhole!
You accept the offer. Upon opening the box, you see a coupon for a Buy one Get one free hot dog from the local space diner.
You think this was not worth the soul.
You feel somewhat lighter...
HotCoffeeMug (4): You make your way away from the scene of the crime and find a decently comfy locker to hide in. You know it's only a matter of time til SOMEONE finds you though.
Vitatroll (3): Sick of everything, you decide enough is enough. You strip down, cover yourself in eggplant gibs, stick your ID to your forehead with honey, and begin to run around the station, shouting eggplant related expletives.
This goes as well as one might expect.
Vitatroll is now wanted for indecent exposure and possible insanity.
Frank_Stein (2): You decide to give it another go. However, before you say anything, you get a report of a suspicious clown from the AI. Furthermore, a strange man just ran through the station naked and shouting insane ramblings.
This is more important.
Youkcat (3): You successfully attach a ballistic gun to the pod. It doesn't look like it'll survive much use though.
Studenterhue (3): You smack and then electrify the artifact. Still nothing.
PH77SER (2):You enter the biodome alone.
You immediately come back with some bruises.
This was a bad idea.
Superlagg (2): You successfully see an open path into pathology...wait, it has a door you can't access. Shit.
You see nothing else of interest.
Your leg is sewn back on in the time you spend looking around.
NesMettaur (6): Not only do you get the teleport outside mechanics set up, you manage to construct it's destination as well. (The location you name in the next post is an automatic success.)
Current situations:
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes, Vitatroll
FEATS OF ANGER:Vitatroll is having a bad day.