Goonhub
08-15-2017, 11:34 AM
Vitatroll (1-): This is a lot to get done in a minute. You attempt to plant some weed, but somehow manage to fudge it and plant eggplants instead. This is such a profound fuck up to you that you sit there, depressed. You forgot anything else you were making.
Today is not a good day.
Studenterhue (5): Upon arriving in science, you find two artifacts. You successfully activate one by touching it. You're not quite sure what it does, but it gives off a healthy feeling...somehow. The second one will need to be activated in another way.
NateTheSquid (1): Amazingly horrified at losing your breakfast, you decide all hope is lost and slam your face into the deepfrier.
It's not plugged in.
Who runs this shitty kitchen?
You have no access to air right now.
*beep* (2): Your PDA suddenly explodes, destroying the frier and tearing one of your arms off. You can breath again.
Lord Birb (2): You flick around the cameras when you notice the captain has dunked his head in the deepfrier before promptly exploding. You alert the crew to this situation.
Lord Bird + elan_oots (4): The AI asked you to make a borg for it, so you did. You successfully make a standard tread borg with a medical module.
Superlagg (2): You place the cold Donk Pockets on the floor and start to light cigarettes nearby to heat them. You wait a little longer than you're supposed to and one of them catch on fire. You quickly put it out.
You now have one slightly burned Donk Pocket and one Pile of Mush.
*beep* (1): Your PDA suddenly explodes, ripping off one of your legs and, even worse, destroying both of your donk pockets.
Frank_Stein (5): You send a message to the AI to keep you alerted on potential crimers and other important events. While patrolling on your segway, you get a message that the captain attempted to drown himself in the Deep Frier and has now exploded. This is shortly repeated over the public radio channel.
PH77SER (5): You successfully map out the location of several places of interest to explore. You also obtain Robustsecs and implant one in yourself.
Youkcat (2): You grab the Nuke PDA and the Disk Tracker. You wait inside the pod and send a Bomb to Three targets at random.
HotCoffeeMug (2): You go about farting up the halls in search of tools and successfully find some wirecutters.
You're slightly annoyed at how little you can do without the assistance of other tools.
NesMettaur (5): You successfully make your way downtown to mechanics with a large amount of things scanned on the way. You also find the Auth. Disk lying in the bar. You decide to take it with you.
Apartheid: *beep* (6):You hear your PDA receive a message. Upon checking it, it simply says the word "boom". What the hell is that about?
PDA Bomb Results:
Nate The Squid
Superlagg
Apartheid (dud)
Current situations:
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Awfulworldkid is really bad at this.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Today is not a good day.
Studenterhue (5): Upon arriving in science, you find two artifacts. You successfully activate one by touching it. You're not quite sure what it does, but it gives off a healthy feeling...somehow. The second one will need to be activated in another way.
NateTheSquid (1): Amazingly horrified at losing your breakfast, you decide all hope is lost and slam your face into the deepfrier.
It's not plugged in.
Who runs this shitty kitchen?
You have no access to air right now.
*beep* (2): Your PDA suddenly explodes, destroying the frier and tearing one of your arms off. You can breath again.
Lord Birb (2): You flick around the cameras when you notice the captain has dunked his head in the deepfrier before promptly exploding. You alert the crew to this situation.
Lord Bird + elan_oots (4): The AI asked you to make a borg for it, so you did. You successfully make a standard tread borg with a medical module.
Superlagg (2): You place the cold Donk Pockets on the floor and start to light cigarettes nearby to heat them. You wait a little longer than you're supposed to and one of them catch on fire. You quickly put it out.
You now have one slightly burned Donk Pocket and one Pile of Mush.
*beep* (1): Your PDA suddenly explodes, ripping off one of your legs and, even worse, destroying both of your donk pockets.
Frank_Stein (5): You send a message to the AI to keep you alerted on potential crimers and other important events. While patrolling on your segway, you get a message that the captain attempted to drown himself in the Deep Frier and has now exploded. This is shortly repeated over the public radio channel.
PH77SER (5): You successfully map out the location of several places of interest to explore. You also obtain Robustsecs and implant one in yourself.
Youkcat (2): You grab the Nuke PDA and the Disk Tracker. You wait inside the pod and send a Bomb to Three targets at random.
HotCoffeeMug (2): You go about farting up the halls in search of tools and successfully find some wirecutters.
You're slightly annoyed at how little you can do without the assistance of other tools.
NesMettaur (5): You successfully make your way downtown to mechanics with a large amount of things scanned on the way. You also find the Auth. Disk lying in the bar. You decide to take it with you.
Apartheid: *beep* (6):You hear your PDA receive a message. Upon checking it, it simply says the word "boom". What the hell is that about?
PDA Bomb Results:
Nate The Squid
Superlagg
Apartheid (dud)
Current situations:
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Awfulworldkid is really bad at this.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.