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[Noah Buttes]

Super cholesterol: makes you fat, reduces your stamina regen, and has a chance per cycle to decay into cholesterol/porktonium.

You already have a suggestion up.

Disqualified.

Alternatively, I could swap out your suggestions if you want.

I thought my first suggestion was disqualified since some of the stuff after it posted got done and people generally disliked it vOv

I haven't even gotten to yours yet, let alone past it.