The OFFICAL Pity House

[Sam Eagle]

Hi I'm Sam Eagle and I'm pretty sure that I'm more or less tolerated for having somewhat entertaining gimmicks every once and a while.

[karoshaihashi]

hi im karoshai hashi and i constantly ask people if they remember me/i am very unrobust that i once tried to take a wrestling belt from a AFK player but failing and proceeding to almost get spaced
(i forgot to put my id in my PDA and there was lag)

[SpaceNaba]

Hi I'm Spacenaba and I'd probably hit the dark triad if I could count past 2

[Houka]

i'm oar dehrv

why does anyone tolerate me at all

[New525]

Hi im Horatio Jiggles a very experienced shitter and i Ctrl-f'ed the other thread looking for my name, does this spawn from deep seated issues with my pride and self preceived worth, probably.

[pizzatiger]

I just got mentioned in the notable players' list which I'm cool awesome to hang out with you losers, see yah guys!

[Purdie]

i'm erza sauter and i have a big butt and my butt smells and i like to smell my own butt

[Newtonsolo]

im BALD BULL, the guy who's just kinda ordinary

Wait... weren't you the guy who i figured telesci with, broke into the medbay by accident, and i surgically replaced one of your eyes with a camera so i could watch your adventures in the adventure zone?
(if so im sorry that i accidently made an incision in your head by acident)
-lorenzo blessig

[Firebarrage]

Hi I'm Adrian Clarke and I too am very forgettable and boring.

I usually do sec/hos/science and enjoy things like setting up fun telescience things or coming up with interesting and fun punishments for criminals.
Or at least I would come up with said interesting and fun activities, if everyone didn't just suicide the second they get caught *sigh.

Either way it nice to hang out in the club of the forgotten.

[Dr Zoidcrab]

I made an anime space elf to troll people but everyone just seems to be ok with it and I even get mentioned in a positive light, like what the hell is wrong with you people?

[fosstar]

Hi i'm Montgommery Scott and almost nobody recognizes me more then "Oh he's that canbomb/sol nerd ok."

threw a box fulla keys to survive, never lived it down, RIP Montgommery Scott

rip

never forget

i also walked into lava with 6 keys a few hours ago

[lambskin]

i'm bone lord and people keep robusting me

[HydroFloric]

Hi i'm Montgommery Scott and almost nobody recognizes me more then "Oh he's that canbomb/sol nerd ok."

threw a box fulla keys to survive, never lived it down, RIP Montgommery Scott

rip

never forget

i also walked into lava with 6 keys a few hours ago

You shouldn't be trusting yourself with keys.

[NateTheSquid]

i'm bone lord and people keep robusting me

what the fuck is this

[Vitatroll]

The chosen bone.

One bone to rule them all.

The bone of prophesy.

The bone of bones.

The one a-bone all.

The boney of bonies.

The alpha bone and the omega bone.

The lord of the bones.