Sweet Loot

[Erik]

• cordless drill: screwdriver, wrench and crowbar in one, takes batteries and has a configurable speed setting
  
• whack-a-mole hammer: gigantic two-hand hammer that deals massive stamina damage
  
• vacuum cleaner: better chance at getting good loot from couches & shrubs
  
• liquid pubbie: when injected into the bloodstream of anyone it will slowly turn them into one of those pubbie mobs that yells whenever someone hits them
  
• ring of information: allows the wearer to hear from further away
  
• coat of diguise: when worn allows the wearer to disguise themself as a cyborg
  
• box of disguise: when the user is inside the box it allows them to transform themselves and the box into a large object
  
• warp whistle: allows the user to warp to a set of areas on the station
  
• box of pipes: allows the user to construct warp pipes allowing users to warp from A to B in a comical fashion
  
• space ship certificate: when used on a space pod it changes it's max velocity to either -50% of +50%
  
• bucket of lava: contains 64 units of lava, hot! Allows the user to cover up to 64 tiles with slippery water
  
• bucket of water: contains 64 units of water, allowing the user to cover up to 64 tiles with slippery water
  
• Tile of disguise: When placed into the position of a normal floor tile it will turn into a fake space tile
  
• Certificate of doom: When used the wearer will turn into Mt. Doom.
  
• Confetti launcher: When used the wearer will turn into confetti and shoot out of the launcher, killing themselves!
  
• A Conch Shell of seagull calling: A single seagull always shows up when it's blown, but is not under anyone's command and just leaves after a few minutes
  
• Ring of invisibility: When used, the ring will turn invisible
  
• Amulet of feather fall: When falling, this amulet falls at a reduced speed. The wearer however, does not
  
• Hammer of true striking: When used for a melee or ranged attack, this hammer will always hit without fail. However, because it's a hammer, it will only ever hit nails
  
• Cloak of Heroic Flapping: This cloak provides no bonuses, but constantly flaps in a magical breeze (even indoors) making the wearer look incredibly heroic
  
• Potion of Drunkenness: This pint sized bottle of clear, brown liquid induces the "Drunk" condition when consumed
  
• Mittens of Warming: These thick, wooly gloves grant the user the effect of Endure Elements, but only in cold weather and only on their hands
  
• Boots of Walking: A creature wearing these boots can move up to their base speed