Guilty Pleasures - What do you abuse?

[Crazyabe]

People NEVER check the trash chutes for people, Sec members particularly miss them while searching.
Banana peels are your best defense against being Mindslaved as clown.
Full set of tools in a back pack won't be taken by sec.
Extra belt in backpack full of 'nades.
Shave Jay Woff for an instant fatality.