Ideas of questionable quality

[Dr Zoidcrab]

A laser pointer. You point it at something and it puts a red dot on it. The dot gets shakier the further away from you it is. Makes a brief trail when you aim it somewhere else. Attracts cats and critters and monkeys the dot. Can be used to trick monkeys into attacking things. Can cause eye damage if shone in someone's face. Illegal to shine at space by order of space FAA.

Can be upgraded with lenses and batteries to change the color and brightness, as well as make them heat things from across the room. Telecrystal lenses would send the beam somewhere else, and some other crystal would let it cool things at a distance.

Phaser/antique laser gun mode: Beam. Shoots a instantaneous beam at the cost of reducing the damage output.