Ideas of questionable quality

[warcrimes]

Any positions not filled by at least one player at round start have a Shitty Bill-like clone spawn at their post.

AI included.

There's a NPC in the code called "Myke" who could probably fill that role. Not sure what his story is though.

Code:

/mob/living/carbon/human/myke
    New()
        ..()
        spawn(0)
            src.gender = "male"
            src.real_name = "Myke"

            spawn(10)
                bioHolder.mobAppearance.UpdateMob()

            src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/red(src), slot_shoes)

            src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/under/color/lightred(src), slot_w_uniform)

            src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath(src), slot_wear_mask)
            src.internal = src.back
    Life(datum/controller/process/mobs/parent)
        if (..(parent))
            return 1
        src.weakened = 5
        if(prob(15))
            spawn(0) emote(pick("giggle", "laugh"))
        if(prob(1))
            spawn(0) src.say(pick("You guys wanna hear me play bass?", stutter("HUFFFF"), "I missed my AA meeting to play Left 4 Dead...", "I got my license suspended AGAIN", "I got fired from [pick("McDonald's", "Boston Market", "Wendy's", "Burger King", "Starbucks", "Menard's")]..."))

That seems cool. Could make a different set of phrases for different departments, and just have him spawn with the appropriate uniform and get busy takin' up space.