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04-16-2017, 04:24 PM
(04-16-2017, 12:31 PM)Superlagg Wrote: Clown items! Mostly for traitors!
Sleeve full of hankies - A pair of gloves that extrude as many handkerchiefs as you want. They function as things to wipe up messes, be tied together into blindfolds, gags, and handcuffs, and be thrown around to make a mess.
Plasma balloons - Balloons that can hold gaseous plasma. Never breaks when inflating (unless it's funny) and can have an igniter assembly stuffed inside. Can be thrown to explode on impact, and can be filled from a portable tank. Don't overfill the balloon though.
Squirting flower - Stick a flower on your jumpsuit, load it with a beaker, and squirt shit on people with a dumb gesture. Works like a spray bottle, comes initially loaded with space lube or silly string, and delivers enough chemicals to spatter blood or other messy guff on the ground.
Joy buzzer - Reskinned stun gloves with a hysterical twist. In addition to stunning anyone you grab, it will also stun anyone to grabs you, saying that they go to grab your hand and trip the buzzer. Is recharged by tightening the internal plasma spring with a clockwork magnet key.
Fake hand spider - Pop off your "hand" and it'll walk around on its own. Can be possessed by ghosts, and can only skitter around, slap people's ankles, and flip off With the best of them.
Hand puppets - Ventriloquize to your hearts' content. Speak through it with a chat prefix. Can be built from various shoes, masks, and skulls. Drink during shows at your own risk.
Baggy pants of holding - Store extra things in your pants, yank them out at will, impress and disgust your audience. Only accepts items of sufficient hilarity. Can also be ordered from the Syndicate pre-filled with dark comedy equipment like a discount surplus crate, and with its storage restrictions overridden. Looks just like your dorky pants, and is put on just like hiding a derringer, except it's pants.
In-joke-ternals - It's a spaceworthy clown make mask. If that's not the height of comedy, it could instead be a space helmet with stupid hair and a big dumb honker.
We need ALL of this. Like holy shit.