Ideas of questionable quality

[The Grim Sleeper]

Armor that works against lasers. Maybe even reflects them, like a shirt made out of a disco ball.

glass / plasmaglass armor
breaks and shatters on hit on a single hit with blunt damage, bleeding the wearer and hurting them
reflects all energy projectiles in a random direction

Hmm, yes, hmm. If it can be made at the fabricator, it would draw some needed attention to materials processing, people trying to make armor that is lasers-proof, but not also a death-trap to wear.

Rework QM to be completely trader based.
There's more to this idea, but I'll leave as it stands.

As opposed to whining at the other departments for surplus? Isn't that the whole point of being a QM?
I honestly would play your QM over the current 'professional begger'-QM, but perhaps your job could stand as a job of it's own.

Remove the feature disabling the use of your bank account by changing the name on your ID.

Oh Yes, please, it is so annoying!


And now another 'Are you crazy?'-idea:
- Regular Server-maintenance days: 16-hours of no Goonstation.
Do something else with your time instead: browse the forum, update the wiki, check the code for bugs, go to that 'outside' I've hear so much about.
Obviously wouldn't work; people would just play on other servers.