Ideas of questionable quality

[Cirrial]

Creating a questionable ideas dumping ground thread was a poor decision with a madman like me around!

Here's another, which is admittedly not my idea but I forgot whose it was: Backpacks on martians are worn over the eyes, causing eye blurriness. Satchels are fine.

Additionally, they can spawn with some sort of tentacle coverings for protection in the cold. Humans trying to wear this martian sweater end up wearing a bunch of fabric around their knees, increasing their misstep chance and adding a chance to trip over.

EDIT: oh god I thought double posts merged together I'm so sorry