Goonhub
03-05-2024, 06:43 AM
When creating our characters we should be able to customize things like bone density and structure, lung size, and just about their entire biology.
We also shouldn't be allowed to spawn in unless we have a full backstory involving their past places of work and how they got fired. Their prior addresses, numbers that could be contacted, and years of experience. We should also see expected to make and customize a believable futuristic social security card for space and provide that or a pixelated ID.
And just to make sure things are family friendly, they need the electronic signature to sign into goonstation if they are an independent playing for believability.
Also we should be required as players to show proof that we have done that role in real life because role-playing would be stupid. If your a chef you need to know culinary arts, a botanist needs to be a master gardener, sec needs to prove they've eaten donuts and chased people around in malls, clowns must have real clowning experience to. And anyone applying for antagonist roles really needs to show evidence that they are indeed a real Traitor, werewolf, nuclear terrorist, or otherwise. Anyone without any of the real life experience would be staffies.
You should call this monumental update "Literally 1984" in the changelogs.
We also shouldn't be allowed to spawn in unless we have a full backstory involving their past places of work and how they got fired. Their prior addresses, numbers that could be contacted, and years of experience. We should also see expected to make and customize a believable futuristic social security card for space and provide that or a pixelated ID.
And just to make sure things are family friendly, they need the electronic signature to sign into goonstation if they are an independent playing for believability.
Also we should be required as players to show proof that we have done that role in real life because role-playing would be stupid. If your a chef you need to know culinary arts, a botanist needs to be a master gardener, sec needs to prove they've eaten donuts and chased people around in malls, clowns must have real clowning experience to. And anyone applying for antagonist roles really needs to show evidence that they are indeed a real Traitor, werewolf, nuclear terrorist, or otherwise. Anyone without any of the real life experience would be staffies.
You should call this monumental update "Literally 1984" in the changelogs.