Ideas of questionable quality

[Kotlol]

Involuntary Organ Donor:  Shortly after death, your body convulses and gibs.  In addition to the normal chance for an organ to survive and be launched by the gib, every organ (except the brain), including organs you do not have, are rolled for 2-4 times.  These extra organs are always normal ones, regardless of what kind your real organs were.

Better idea: 

Wrestler Fatality:
When the wrestler grabs a person in critical, they can preform a FATALITY.
This resorts into doing something extreme like an explosive suplex that explodes and gibs the person.
This results in:
3-4 skulls.
7-10 legs.
4-7 arms.
2-4 hearts.
5-8 guts
And a several other too much organs.