Goonhub
01-08-2024, 11:16 PM
New wizard spell: Curses of Specificity. You curse someone from a list of choices, all incredibly mundane but good if you want to piss off someone specific. There's such classics as:
Curse of Weedkiller - If you smoke weed, or weed chemicals enter your system in any way, an equal amount of weedkiller enters as well. You will never have a decent high again!
Curse of Lost Spares - You are incapable of seeing the captain's spare ID.
Numberfuzzy Curse - Each time you read a reading, the numbers are randomized in a specific range. So if there's 100 units in a beaker, you'll read your scanner as a number from 80 to 120. You might see 130% healthy, or you might see a piece of steel worth 10,000 credits! You won't see the numbers be fuzzy for something that isn't there, like you won't see brute damage if there is no brute damage.
Curse of the Godless - You now are treated as if you have the atheist trait, and if you're the chaplain you get some odd messages in the chapel like, "Where did god run off to?"
Curse of the Stained - You see random messes. Things like an empty bottle, dried puke on the floor, even puddles of liquid (MAYBE blood but that could lead to some embarasing calls to sec)
Curse of Weedkiller - If you smoke weed, or weed chemicals enter your system in any way, an equal amount of weedkiller enters as well. You will never have a decent high again!
Curse of Lost Spares - You are incapable of seeing the captain's spare ID.
Numberfuzzy Curse - Each time you read a reading, the numbers are randomized in a specific range. So if there's 100 units in a beaker, you'll read your scanner as a number from 80 to 120. You might see 130% healthy, or you might see a piece of steel worth 10,000 credits! You won't see the numbers be fuzzy for something that isn't there, like you won't see brute damage if there is no brute damage.
Curse of the Godless - You now are treated as if you have the atheist trait, and if you're the chaplain you get some odd messages in the chapel like, "Where did god run off to?"
Curse of the Stained - You see random messes. Things like an empty bottle, dried puke on the floor, even puddles of liquid (MAYBE blood but that could lead to some embarasing calls to sec)