Ideas of questionable quality

[Kotlol]

Another trait: Overheated. When on fire, your movement speed drastically increases, inversely based on heat resistance (100% resistance to fire gives you a 0% bonus to speed when on fire) Firefighting foam is only half as effective and you constantly misstep. Effectively being on fire causes you to panic and run around like a headless chicken at faster speeds for hilarious effect, but can also potentially get you to safety faster

Trait: "Coldblooded" When cold your speed is uneffected,however if you die now, you do not deathgasp. You are TOO cool for that.
Also lose abillities to dab or fart.