11-19-2023, 10:53 AM
If anyone tries to cook a fruitcake during thanksgiving...
Will explode, drop all their spacebux regardless and be banned from thanksgiving day play. Only being an observer.
If they try to spawn as a ghost critter or ghost drone, they will be a turkey and an alarm goes off to hunt them down so they can be cooked into a delicious turkey dinner.
- Crewmate eats the turkey dinner: They get fufillled and a paycheck of 100 credits.
- Antag eats the turkey dinner: They lose their antag status right away and feel too thankful to do any antagging regardless who they are.
- Wraith eats the turkey dinner: A quick, Winner Winner Turkey Dinner is displayed on screen before the wraith loses all their powers and can now interact as an immortal crewmate.
- Blob eats the turkey dinner: They turn into the gravey Blob, now everyone can walk freely over the blob and dip their food in it for some GRAVY JUICENESS!
- Flock eats the turkey dinner: The flockmind now will only generate Gnesis Turkey Dinners for all to share.
- Clown eats the Turkey Dinner: All food will start honking... you MANIACS! You made it become HONKSgiving!
....Yes this is a totally normal thanksgiving suggestion.
Will explode, drop all their spacebux regardless and be banned from thanksgiving day play. Only being an observer.
If they try to spawn as a ghost critter or ghost drone, they will be a turkey and an alarm goes off to hunt them down so they can be cooked into a delicious turkey dinner.
- Crewmate eats the turkey dinner: They get fufillled and a paycheck of 100 credits.
- Antag eats the turkey dinner: They lose their antag status right away and feel too thankful to do any antagging regardless who they are.
- Wraith eats the turkey dinner: A quick, Winner Winner Turkey Dinner is displayed on screen before the wraith loses all their powers and can now interact as an immortal crewmate.
- Blob eats the turkey dinner: They turn into the gravey Blob, now everyone can walk freely over the blob and dip their food in it for some GRAVY JUICENESS!
- Flock eats the turkey dinner: The flockmind now will only generate Gnesis Turkey Dinners for all to share.
- Clown eats the Turkey Dinner: All food will start honking... you MANIACS! You made it become HONKSgiving!
....Yes this is a totally normal thanksgiving suggestion.