Ideas of questionable quality

[Dhaidburt]

I'd like to add an item to the clown's repitoir wich is called the "Klown Kontrakt"

This item has the clown's signature on it and allows the clown to be recongised as the clown.
Even if they die and lose their "clown talk" this contract can be resigned and they are back as the clown with speech and walk.

Of course this can also be used to sue to any one dressing as a clown to be infringing on your CLOWNYRIGHT! (Yea I am still sticking to that joke!)

However... if this contract is destroyed or a spief teleports it away... the current clown gets turned into a CLUWNE for shredding or letting the contract be destroyed.
And of course anyone else who signs this contract takes the clown status away from the previous clown.

LET THE WAR OF THE CLOWNS COMMENCE!

The previous clown has their clown gear pop like a balloon when a new clown signs the kontrakt, leaving the old one sad and naked in the hallway