Ideas of questionable quality

[Dhaidburt]

Like you do with a microphone to tap it, you should be able to rub a balloon to make a funny squeak noise. Do that a bunch and you should be able to stick it to someone with static electricity.

Someone gonna try to power the station this way

"Hello engineering team, this is your CE Speaking, be sure to pick up your hamster wheels and balloons so we can keep this station powered. Stay safe out there!"