Ideas of questionable quality

[Doop]

triggering an armed mousetrap in a container should attach it to your hand

[RelentlessGarbage]

Make GardenGear vendors restricted to use by Botanists and Ranchers.

Now the scientists will have to ASK before stealing all of the saltpetre. Or grabbing the chainsaws and maiming people with them.

[babayetu83]

medal for hop for NOT giving themselves captain-level access

[jckrfc03]

medal for hop for NOT giving themselves captain-level access

this is the questionable ideas thread smh

[Dhaidburt]

If a botany white hole pops up in medbay, only apples will spew out (including delicious apples) absolutely obliterating any doctors who were too late to escape its wrath!

[Kamikaze Mongoose]

Allow lings to absorb people by eating brains

[NanoDano]

what if there were wacky variants of nukies that were different rival companies that all attacked the station in different wacky and zany ways, imagine bonk tek building a station destroying railgun and everyone has to go stop them

[Grutradle]

what if there were wacky variants of nukies that were different rival companies that all attacked the station in different wacky and zany ways, imagine bonk tek building a station destroying railgun and everyone has to go stop them

I'll +1 that idea.

[Kotlol]

what if there were wacky variants of nukies that were different rival companies that all attacked the station in different wacky and zany ways, imagine bonk tek building a station destroying railgun and everyone has to go stop them

Demolition mode.

"Oops this old station has to blow up but NT will only pay the team who succesfully does it. It's a big job! Also kill any squatters. They should have left long ago. Even if they are working, NT doesn't mind, your contract covers it."

[NanoDano]

when you set someone to arrest there should be an option to put a reason why

[BatElite]

when you set someone to arrest there should be an option to put a reason why

I feel like the elegant solution here is to have the PDA alert mention whatever's in the major crime field, so as long as people fill that in first it's handled.

[Kamikaze Mongoose]

A traitor engineer item that gives a singulo busting rocket that splits the singulo into several singulos instead of destroying it.

[BatElite]

Give the civilian module a tray that lets the borg load and unload drinking glasses

robot butler

[Doop]

the salvage reclaimer should play "pop goes the weasel" when you turn the crank to recharge it

[Kamikaze Mongoose]

Allow us to clip rails instead of welding or unscrewing them, it's weird that you have to go to all this effort for a small rail.