Ideas of questionable quality

[fungicidal]

There needs to be an 'outline' options for chalk, that draws a human outline on the ground.

And the Detective needs to start with chalk in their locker.

What is a crime scene without outlines of the the murder victims?

Would be funny to outline a bible fart victim not gonna lie.

Detective having to go through the trouble of putting all the severed gibs together inside the outline... so about 10 minutes later he can say "yep, this guy is definitely dead." 

As for shitty suggestions: Seltzer bottles. Like a spray bottle, but for clowns and if you get hit by it you swallow some of the chem being sprayed.