Ideas of questionable quality

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I'm debating whether or not to post this as an actual idea:

Switch the Regional Director with the CEO. What i mean is that the CEO should be the one with AA, not the regional. It just makes more sense to switch names.

The CEO is too important to need door opening clearance, people open doors for them!

"The CEO reflects on the consequences of their poor choices, as they are toolboxed by a staffie for daring to ask them to open a door."

"Today," said the CEO,  "i am no more mighty than the average Clown or cockroach. My title, my accomplishments, my wealth. It all means nothing, and i am reminded of that fact each time the Staff Assistant brings down the toolbox upon my head."

"Get fucking rekt, bitch." The staffie yells before dealing the final blow.


This could have been prevented. #GiveCEOsAA

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