Ideas of questionable quality

[NateTheSquid]

The point is, you gotta pick it up.  Because not picking it up is a great disrespect to the long line of Space Pandas offering free gifts to passerby's, and it therefore has to murder you for it.  Nothing stops it til you either pick that fucking thing up or you're dead on the ground.  Pods, Lockers, Walls, Weapons, none of it will save you!  The bear will get you eventually!

could you pick up the item then just drop it again, or would the bear get pissed if you don't hold on to it