Goonhub
07-02-2018, 11:42 AM
As discussed in discord. Red Tape (HoP only).
Its a roll of tape that is red. You can tie people up in it to make them walk slowly or you can use it on an airlock to seal it shut. To remove the red tape you have to click it and fill out a randomly-generated and quite tedious form, get it stamped by a head, take it to a copy machine, and then submit it in triplicate by using all three on the red tape itself.
Example:
Or at least that's the gist of it. Maybe we want more questions. maybe less. Maybe it should reset if you get one question wrong. Maybe this should have its own thread. Maybe I should do my actual job instead of posting questionable ideas. Discuss!
Its a roll of tape that is red. You can tie people up in it to make them walk slowly or you can use it on an airlock to seal it shut. To remove the red tape you have to click it and fill out a randomly-generated and quite tedious form, get it stamped by a head, take it to a copy machine, and then submit it in triplicate by using all three on the red tape itself.
Example:
Quote:Form A1025-X15b: Request for removal of personal bindings and/or airlock functionality restoration
Please fill out the following fields, affix a stamp of approval from a head of staff, and submit this form in triplicate to the location of the requested change.
The current age of Adrian Clarke, Janitor:
The blood type of the second-oldest Security Officer:
The model of left arm that Cyborg Xi-9 had installed at the start of the shift:
The age of the third-oldest crewmember on the station:
The current X offset of your science department's teleporter:
Or at least that's the gist of it. Maybe we want more questions. maybe less. Maybe it should reset if you get one question wrong. Maybe this should have its own thread. Maybe I should do my actual job instead of posting questionable ideas. Discuss!