Ideas of questionable quality

[warcrimes]

For Goon #1, the Port-a-Potty.  Can't be arsed to go to the bathroom?  Simply hold this one time use item in your hand and use the *pee command.  Easily crusher disposable.

Pros:
One time use bathroom reliever.
Easy to use and dispose.

Cons:
Too small to warrant putting in your backpack but too large to put in a box.
GIANT ASS MESSAGE ALERTING EVERYONE OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING!  SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO THAT IN THE CAFETERIA!  FUCK!
May contain poo.

This idea is shit please no

The real question is why can't the clown do this with balloons ?