Ideas of questionable quality

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Speech of the old tongue.

A speech mutation triggered by eldritch artifact (which means thankfully rare) that makes your text look like zalgo text. Curable with holy water. Bound to cause a bunch of people to try to forcibly inject you with holy water when it poops up radio.


T̘̤͕̖͞ͅȟ̪̗̟ͣ̅ͅi͔̤̳̠̮̣̦ͪ̔̽ͩ̿̋́s̱̠̖͓̩̲ͦ̄̄ ̱̼̥̘̳͙̑̈́͝i̸͉͆ͥ̌̓s̱͎̿̓ͤͦ ͍̣̝͓̟͑͗̇ạ͉ͬ̈́͘ ͊̽ͣͪ̾҉̥̙h̞̟̲̥̭̣̖̒̿̒ͫ̍̈́͞or͉̐̃͘r̢͇̩̦̟̳̠͓̄ͪ̊ͦ̈́̅̅i̟͉͓̩͎̗̟͗ḇ̌͒̈͜l̡e̮̼̝̖ͦ̔ͫ̅̐͟ͅ ͙̬̦̖͚̋ͭͮ̽͌́͊i̬̙͈͊͑̆̑̇̏ď͟ė͋̿ͫ̋ͬ̚͞a̘̹̘̿̀ͣ̄̆̔͜ͅ

Might be too meme of a mutation.

In a similar vein, a speech mutation that replaces your letters with those frilly accented characters and the weird symbols that show up when you don't have the right font installed.