Ideas of questionable quality

[warcrimes]

Liquid Rubber: A reagent that temporarily coats stuff in insulation that has not much conductivity. You can spray it on grilles to render them safe to bump into, spray your hands to make temporary electric gloves, spray floor tiles to change them into "rubber" floor tiles. Spray it on bare feet for temporary shoes. Removing spray on gloves and shoes before it falls apart is a painful process (unless people think semi permanent gloves and shoes is funny, in which case they could be removed using acetone or another solvent.)

Inhalation of liquid rubber is pretty dumb and side effects may include your blood veins filling with rubber, your lungs filling with rubber, and all of your organs now being preserved in rubber.

In bloodstream : bumping into people knocks both of you down with a funny message. If it's in the clown he goes across the room.

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Medical Traitor item :

Prescription bath salts - while in bloodstream allows doc to do standing self-surgery with no increased fuckup rate, without needing to hold still or anything. literally run around the halls spewing blood and digging into your chest cavity to slam a new heart in as you escape the detective.