Ideas of questionable quality

[Superlagg]

Add a version of the wrestling belt to the fitness room that only deals stamina damage and has the kick/neck chop removed

The Amateur Wrestling Belt. Lets you perform crappy versions of the Wrestle-Attacks that don't stun and almost always hurt you as well. Strike and Kick would be basic attacks that can hit someone nearby without having to click on them, with a chance of tripping or punching yourself as well. Throw would throw both of you, aiming yourself at the nearest vending machine. Drop and slam would be just quicker chairflips and suplexes with goofy flavortext.