Ideas of questionable quality

[Mordent]

Judge Dredd gun

Have it actually change fire type based on things that are spoken around it. Obviously it shouldn't just be tied to the holder, because way more hilarious that way.

Officer Grumpbutt fires the NanoTransen Pacifier Sidearm at the floor
Officer Grumpbutt fires the NanoTransen Pacifier Sidearm at the floor
The taser shot hits Goof McAssistant
Giggles The Clown says "Incendiary"
Officer Grumpbutt fires the NanoTransen Pacifier Sidearm at the floor
The taser shot hits Goof McAssistant
The incendiary shot hits Goof McAssistant
Goof McAssistant screams
Officer Grumpbutt screams
Giggles The Clown screams