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(08-02-2017, 02:38 PM)LuigiThirty Wrote: Heads should be able to give players commendations, like how security can write tickets. They show up at the end of the round and go on file like tickets too.

Clown steals a PDA that can do this and give people commendations for incredibly stupid things.

Patch it now.
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the announcement computer should announce really low karma people who join as staff assistants as Shit Assistants instead
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you should be able to equip cyborgs with human limbs, or better yet insert the cyborg limbs inside of the human bits to create synths
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(08-10-2017, 11:24 PM)Berrik Wrote: the announcement computer should announce really low karma people who join as staff assistants as Shit Assistants instead

How does karma even work in game ?
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(08-11-2017, 09:50 AM)John Warcrimes Wrote:
(08-10-2017, 11:24 PM)Berrik Wrote: the announcement computer should announce really low karma people who join as staff assistants as Shit Assistants instead

How does karma even work in game ?
It works by not existing.
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(08-11-2017, 02:59 PM)Mageziya Wrote:
(08-11-2017, 09:50 AM)John Warcrimes Wrote:
(08-10-2017, 11:24 PM)Berrik Wrote: the announcement computer should announce really low karma people who join as staff assistants as Shit Assistants instead

How does karma even work in game ?
It works by not existing.

thank fucking god. i had a cold sweat there.
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Clown item: the Joy Buzzer. If a clown offers you an item and they have a Joy Buzzer in the other hand, you get a harmless shock instead. Fun for everyone!

Syndicate Joy Buzzer: Instead of a harmless shock, the Syndicate Joy Buzzer zaps people with a powerful shock and stuns them for a while. Fun for the clown! After each use it needs to be recharged with a power cell.
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(08-13-2017, 05:27 AM)LuigiThirty Wrote: Clown item: the Joy Buzzer. If a clown offers you an item and they have a Joy Buzzer in the other hand, you get a harmless shock instead. Fun for everyone!

Syndicate Joy Buzzer: Instead of a harmless shock, the Syndicate Joy Buzzer zaps people with a powerful shock and stuns them for a while. Fun for the clown! After each use it needs to be recharged with a power cell.

E-mag the ordinary buzzer to send both the prankster's and the prankee's arms for a bloody ballistic trip
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Make reinforced walls harder to breach. By which I mean to have them stop being airtight the moment someone sneezes on a welder cart.
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Add a version of the wrestling belt to the fitness room that only deals stamina damage and has the kick/neck chop removed
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(08-16-2017, 07:51 PM)Dr Zoidcrab Wrote: Add a version of the wrestling belt to the fitness room that only deals stamina damage and has the kick/neck chop removed

The Amateur Wrestling Belt. Lets you perform crappy versions of the Wrestle-Attacks that don't stun and almost always hurt you as well. Strike and Kick would be basic attacks that can hit someone nearby without having to click on them, with a chance of tripping or punching yourself as well. Throw would throw both of you, aiming yourself at the nearest vending machine. Drop and slam would be just quicker chairflips and suplexes with goofy flavortext.
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Beepsky K9 version (Aka Barksky): All the parts of beepsky stuffed in a robotic dog toy, now able to sniff out people under arrest and can be petted like a regular dog.
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(08-19-2017, 10:31 AM)atomic1fire Wrote: Beepsky K9 version (Aka Barksky): All the parts of beepsky stuffed in a robotic dog toy, now able to sniff out people under arrest and can be petted like a regular dog.

I really would like a mechanical bloodhound, able to track people by scent but easily distracted by treats
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(08-19-2017, 01:02 PM)Frank_Stein Wrote:
(08-19-2017, 10:31 AM)atomic1fire Wrote: Beepsky K9 version (Aka Barksky): All the parts of beepsky stuffed in a robotic dog toy, now able to sniff out people under arrest and can be petted like a regular dog.

I really would like a mechanical bloodhound, able to track people by scent but easily distracted by treats

If we're gonna make a stick throw mechanic for dogs, try it on George first.
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(08-19-2017, 01:02 PM)Frank_Stein Wrote:
(08-19-2017, 10:31 AM)atomic1fire Wrote: Beepsky K9 version (Aka Barksky): All the parts of beepsky stuffed in a robotic dog toy, now able to sniff out people under arrest and can be petted like a regular dog.

I really would like a mechanical bloodhound, able to track people by scent but easily distracted by treats

Track and pathfind to ARREST people on the station, but if there's food within a small radius of Barksky, switch to mouse AI until it's gone. It poops floorpills with the reagents of what it ate. Lead your new best friend on a crime-stopping, pill-popping adventure with a backpack full of sandwiches.
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