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Ideas of questionable quality
(01-22-2019, 09:29 PM)LuigiThirty Wrote: If you take a photo of a banana peel and put it on the floor, people can slip on it.

Why is this in questionable?

This is fine good great amazing fucking amazing.
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YES
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why not a traitor camera that can effectively replicate anything it takes a picture of? the item would have the same properties as the object but would look like a picture of the object

taking pictures of people might produce interesting effects
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here's a spin:
Mime / Clown traitor item, 3D printer (because it's tech that's a joke! ha!)
When you order it it deploys a single -tile unmovable machine
feed it photographs of stuff and it spits out a portable copy of that stuff.
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(01-23-2019, 10:33 AM)John Warcrimes Wrote: here's a spin:
Mime / Clown traitor item, 3D printer (because it's tech that's a joke! ha!)
When you order it it deploys a single -tile unmovable machine
feed it photographs of stuff and it spits out a portable copy of that stuff.

Except they are made of plastic!
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(01-23-2019, 10:44 AM)Prichard Wrote:
(01-23-2019, 10:33 AM)John Warcrimes Wrote: here's a spin:
Mime / Clown traitor item, 3D printer (because it's tech that's a joke! ha!)
When you order it it deploys a single -tile unmovable machine
feed it photographs of stuff and it spits out a portable copy of that stuff.

Except they are made of plastic!

Fully functional replicas as long as ambient temperature is under 23 degrees C
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A station disposals system that instead of using ejection pipes, has specialized robots go about and periodically collect waste and dump it in disposals. Sneak into areas by riding through the trash
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Better yet: Garbage cleanup borg/drone, controlled through prison VR, is built for disposing of garbage and cleaning up a work station. Does not have access to security and has a camera that can be accessed from Sec to check for potential theft.
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A field similar to your bank PIN in character creation, but for your syndicate unlock code
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Janitor closet spawns some number of sanitation drones
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A fake undeath chem. Makes a corpse appear alive, walking around and headsurgeoning things said that round. Also causes chems in their body to become active again and deplete as they would. Also resets the decay timer, unless they're already decayed, in which case they just replace most of their words with brains or bones. Like a shitty strange reagent.
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Let us build rails and high-speed erebite trains.
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minecarts and tracks, yes, i love it

combine rods + wood to make tracks, build carts out of metal, use fire extinguishers or really anything that gives velocity to move you

strap gas tanks to propel you by spitting gas behind you

load a canister into the cart and give it max pressure output to make it barrel down the tracks, crushing anything in its path
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Swap the priorities of laws 2 and 3.

oh and also make it so if you include the words "commit suicide" or "kill yourself" in a law it changes the law to say "[uploader name] is not human and should be killed immediately."
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(02-01-2019, 11:54 PM)Lord Birb Wrote: make it so if you include the words "commit suicide" or "kill yourself" in a law it changes the law to say "[uploader name] is not human and should be killed immediately."

+100
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