Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Sundance]

Mike Murdock [145.9] says, "I am gonna be a undercover cop detective"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "perhaps thats a bad idea saying that over the intercom mike"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "you know"

Mike Murdock [145.9] says, "did the radio hear it"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "the one everyone just heard"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "yes"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "i think so"

Mike Murdock [145.9] says, "I just need you to change this id JOB name to Staff assistant"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "can people hear this"

Mike Murdock [145.9] says, "but dont remove my access"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "hello"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "helloo"

Bone Lord [145.9] says, "hi"

Turd Ferguson [145.9] says, "cant hear you"

Mike Murdock [145.9] says, "I habe no radio on"

Dominic Jackson [145.9] says, "hello"

Turd Ferguson [145.9] says, "sorry"

Mike Murdock [145.9] says, "i throwed it away"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "they heard it mike"

Mike Murdock [145.9] says, "shit"

Mike Murdock [145.9] asks, "really?"

Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "yes mike your cover is already blown"

Mike Murdock [145.9] says, "rip"

Dominic Jackson [145.9] says, "Nice one Mike"

King Midas [145.9] says, "I just got here"

King Midas [145.9] says, "What did I miss"

Insecurity AI [145.9] states, "Mike is an undercover cop"

[Rubidium_Bradford]

Detectives have long been masters of going unnoticed among the crew.

[Csb06]

Grifflez and some other dude walked into QM where I'm working. The guy brutually murders Grifflez with a cyalume saber (the mechanic had been handing them out). I gave him some space and worked from the other QM console. I learned sometimes it's important to just "let it happen"

[h3half]

Maybe not that great:

You scan the beaker with the reagent scanner!

3 chemical agents found in the beaker.
 blood - 3
 ethanol - 1.90371
 vodka - 0.0962896

38.07% of the fluid in my bloodstream was ethanol.

According to this website that puts me at 25.72 times the highest recorded real-world BAC. Surely people have gotten more drunk than what's recorded, but still.


Even with all that, it took me like ten minutes to die from the toxin damage.

[Megapaco]

I got some stickers today and walked around like this until I was shot to death

[Grek]

echo ai why you so rogue ^ /mnt/lp-ai
echo I know you deleted prman ^ /mnt lp-ai
echo your processor is unwashed socks|n your soul is full of farts|n MR H4L ^ /mnt/lp-ai
echo you're a rude one, MR H4L|n a dirty, undefragged machine|n you really are a heel ^ /mnt/lp-ai
echo three words describe you most, MR H4L:|n ROGUE, ROGUER, ROGUEST! ^ mnt/lp-ai
echo you're a triple decker server stack of borg, bolts and buddies|n with doors all shocked! ^ mnt/lp-ai

[sartorius]

After spending all my TC on stickers, I decided to goof off and not complete any of my objectives and instead, try making a reality TV network through spy stickers. Benjamin Fiddler, the HOP was not pleased.
You stick the skull sticker to Benjamin Fiddler.
Asterisk Scream [145.9] exclaims, "Spy stickers!"
Asterisk Scream [145.9] says, "And let me say that looks fabulous on you"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "Irremovable."
Benjamin Fiddler blinds Asterisk Scream with the flash!
Asterisk Scream points to Camera monitor.
Benjamin Fiddler attempts to handcuff Asterisk Scream!
Benjamin Fiddler handcuffs Asterisk Scream!
Benjamin Fiddler says, "3 minutes"
You fall into the the Floor Flusher.
Asterisk Scream falls into the the Floor Flusher.
Asterisk Scream says, "You set it for three seconds"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "what the fuck"
LOOC: Floorface: this is a fucking retarded item that only belongs on US 2

The HOP grew increasingly angry as he attempted to remove the sticker. Eventually, he set himself on fire.
OOC: Floorface: also the fact that you cannot remove stickers any other way except fire makes them a retarded item that only belongs on US 2 and is completely ruinous for RP
OOC: Gannets: Please make a post in the ideas & suggestions forum if you have an idea and or suggestion.
Milton Vasilyev [145.9] says, "head of personel is on fire"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "IMMOLATIOON"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "AAAAAAAH"
Drake Vasilyev throws the mustard bottle.
Benjamin Fiddler has been hit by the mustard bottle.
Benjamin Fiddler collapses!
You stick the bee sticker to Benjamin Fiddler
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] gasps, "HHeeee pppuuuuttttaannnoothheerr sstiickkkkeer ooon"
OOC: Floorface: not worth it, I already mentioned it in OOC and I would get shot down on the forums for not getting over it or the like regardless of what argument I make
OOC: Gannets: It's not a popularity contest.

I decided to market the fact the HOP was now naked, severely burned, and very upset.
Asterisk Scream [145.9] says, "HOP GONE WILD"
Asterisk Scream [145.9] says, "TUNE INTO HIS STICKER TO SEE HOT NAKED HOP INACTION"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "Actually brig Asterisk scream indefinately until further notice."
Asterisk Scream [145.9] asks, "For being a entrepeneur?"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "You are forcing items onto heads of staff that invade privacy"
Asterisk Scream [145.9] says, "It's reality TV! Everyone loves reality TV"

I tuned into the HOP again. He had spaced himself.

[Ed Venture]

hahahaha 10/10 sartorius. I lost it when he went "muh immersion"

[Floorface]

After spending all my TC on stickers, I decided to goof off and not complete any of my objectives and instead, try making a reality TV network through spy stickers. Benjamin Fiddler, the HOP was not pleased.
You stick the skull sticker to Benjamin Fiddler.
Asterisk Scream [145.9] exclaims, "Spy stickers!"
Asterisk Scream [145.9] says, "And let me say that looks fabulous on you"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "Irremovable."
Benjamin Fiddler blinds Asterisk Scream with the flash!
Asterisk Scream points to Camera monitor.
Benjamin Fiddler attempts to handcuff Asterisk Scream!
Benjamin Fiddler handcuffs Asterisk Scream!
Benjamin Fiddler says, "3 minutes"
You fall into the the Floor Flusher.
Asterisk Scream falls into the the Floor Flusher.
Asterisk Scream says, "You set it for three seconds"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "what the fuck"
LOOC: Floorface: this is a fucking retarded item that only belongs on US 2

The HOP grew increasingly angry as he attempted to remove the sticker. Eventually, he set himself on fire.
OOC: Floorface: also the fact that you cannot remove stickers any other way except fire makes them a retarded item that only belongs on US 2 and is completely ruinous for RP
OOC: Gannets: Please make a post in the ideas & suggestions forum if you have an idea and or suggestion.
Milton Vasilyev [145.9] says, "head of personel is on fire"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "IMMOLATIOON"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "AAAAAAAH"
Drake Vasilyev throws the mustard bottle.
Benjamin Fiddler has been hit by the mustard bottle.
Benjamin Fiddler collapses!
You stick the bee sticker to Benjamin Fiddler
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] gasps, "HHeeee pppuuuuttttaannnoothheerr sstiickkkkeer ooon"
OOC: Floorface: not worth it, I already mentioned it in OOC and I would get shot down on the forums for not getting over it or the like regardless of what argument I make
OOC: Gannets: It's not a popularity contest.

I decided to market the fact the HOP was now naked, severely burned, and very upset.
Asterisk Scream [145.9] says, "HOP GONE WILD"
Asterisk Scream [145.9] says, "TUNE INTO HIS STICKER TO SEE HOT NAKED HOP INACTION"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "Actually brig Asterisk scream indefinately until further notice."
Asterisk Scream [145.9] asks, "For being a entrepeneur?"
Benjamin Fiddler [145.9] says, "You are forcing items onto heads of staff that invade privacy"
Asterisk Scream [145.9] says, "It's reality TV! Everyone loves reality TV"

I tuned into the HOP again. He had spaced himself.

DELET THIS

[Megapaco]

This happened the recently at the newly added radio station after my traitor "plan A" failed.

[69andahalf]

Damn, so that's what happened after WrongEnd and I battled. I came back and wondered what the hell had taken place there!

[rukral]

That was a glorious showdown. I had a hell of a lot of fun as the host during that round. 10/10 hostile takeover!

[Mageziya]

The Nuke got erased from existence, so I decided to pop by the radio satellite for an interview as a nuclear operative.

Radio Operative actually seems like a really fun gimmick, but shame that it can only really occur when the round borks and the operatives can't do anything.

[MaRcuSTheDAWG]

The Nuke got erased from existence, so I decided to pop by the radio satellite for an interview as a nuclear operative.

Radio Operative actually seems like a really fun gimmick, but shame that it can only really occur when the round borks and the operatives can't do anything.

After all of that the Nukeop trapped me (Andrew Boxer) in the room and I suffocated to death, and burned.

[I-Sett]

The botanical cat-riders have taken over Mechanics!