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**pizzatiger** · 04-03-2015, 10:28 AM

Ali0en Wrote:It was a late night with maybe 30 people. The clown had a clown car and scooped up around 9 people.

It just so happens that ALL of the antags were in that clown car.

One had a pipe bomb and armed it as we drove to the bar to get drinks. In came a clown car full of snapping, farting, screaming people. There was one guy sitting at a table.

Suddenly, the clown car exploded. Arms and legs flew everywhere.

Lies! I was an late-join atang who lived in a floor closet and mocked the clown-car. he never got me, space did

**parf** · 04-03-2015, 04:46 PM

Blob Overmind falls into the the water and melts away!

Conor12 · 04-03-2015, 05:09 PM

Kirex Wrote:Blob Overmind falls into the the water and melts away!

About two rounds before this happened: I was ghosting over some lava. I made myself a blob and instantly melted.

This round: During some shenanigans where lava was disguised as water, a blob event kicked off and the blob overmind appeared beside the water!I tried to warn it over deadchat.

69andahalf · 04-03-2015, 06:03 PM

Conor12 Wrote:
Kirex Wrote:Blob Overmind falls into the the water and melts away!

About two rounds before this happened: I was ghosting over some lava. I made myself a blob and instantly melted.

This round: During some shenanigans where lava was disguised as water, a blob event kicked off and the blob overmind appeared beside the water!I tried to warn it over deadchat.

For those not present:

Dabir · 04-06-2015, 12:22 AM

Quote:Horse Horsington cuts out your heart with the circular saw!
Lucy Clarkson takes a bite of Man Jackson's heart!
Lucy Clarkson finishes eating Man Jackson's heart.
Man Jackson shivers.
Man Jackson gasps.
Lucy Clarkson attacks Man Jackson in the chest with the scalpel!
You start bleeding!
Lucy Clarkson throws the scalpel.
Lucy Clarkson farts like a goone!
Man Jackson gives Lucy Clarkson the double deuce!
Man Jackson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

Oh, the power of smoking an enriched MSG cigarette. Nothing like surviving exactly long enough to flip off the person who ate your heart.

Walrus · 04-06-2015, 12:39 AM

Conor12 Wrote:This round: During some shenanigans where lava was disguised as water, a blob event kicked off and the blob overmind appeared beside the water!I tried to warn it over deadchat.

Oh jesus, I was slightly lagging and I tend to wildly spam the directional keys so I can tell when everything's caught up. I flew straight into the lava pool at a blistering speed.

Tonight: After a round being a zealous chaplain, I decided to do a 180 and become Lucifer Satan.

I'd attracted up a following/cult of chair spinning ghosts and we abused the wonderful quantum entanglement chair bug to remotely spin people.

Swedish Horror · 04-07-2015, 05:05 AM

I had the worst idea ever.

Lost Generation SA · 04-07-2015, 01:51 PM

Quote:Malachi Agg [145.9] says, "The clown did a tarot reading that the fool would die at the hands of the devil then threw a pie in my face."

Malachi Agg [145.9] says, "So I shot him with the barman's shotgun."

Then Sundance Feely shot me again and beat me to death while I threw Death tarot cards at him (I had bought a load of packs and taken the Death card out of each one). It was a good clown round.

Darkchis · 04-07-2015, 06:03 PM

And that's not even the whole thing. God bless cleaner grenades. Heard one of the guys involved has 10k brute damage afterwards.

quiltyquilty · 04-08-2015, 05:53 PM

Quote:Discount Dan stammers, "lleettss aalllll ccccoommmiitt rrrittuuuuaa ssuuuicciidde"
Clare Quilty stammers, "whhooaa tthhaatt wwwaass ccool"
Dick Justice says, "we totally need to form a congo line"
Discount Dan says, "with my fedora"
Clare Quilty smiles.
Dick Justice says, "If we do it"
Dick Justice says, "it must be in the chapel"
Clare Quilty says, "i declare it done"
Discount Dan [145.9] says, "come to the chapel"
Discount Dan [145.9] says, "for ritualistic suicides and good old fashioned family fun"
Clare Quilty [135.9] says, "dick, don't cheese out on the suicide"
Clare Quilty says, "dick, don't cheese out on the suicide"
Boogie Bomber 0.1 [145.9] states, "Please refrain from suicide"
Discount Dan farts cantankerously.
Radagast Aiwendil asks, "Can I help you?"
Radagast Aiwendil [145.9] asks, "Can I help you?"
Boogie Bomber 0.1 [145.9] states, "Suicide is painless. But brings on many changes."
Dick Justice [135.9] stammers, "II''mm aaaappppppaallleed yyouu woouuullddd ttthhinkk tttthhaattt"
Clare Quilty says, "we're gonna commit suicide"
Clare Quilty [145.9] says, "we're gonna commit suicide"
Discount Dan says, "alright"
Discount Dan [145.9] says, "alright"
Dick Justice stammers, "II''mm aa aannn ooof mmyy wwoorrdd"
Dick Justice [145.9] stammers, "II''mm aa aannn ooof mmyy wwoorrdd"
Discount Dan says, "who wants to go first"
Discount Dan [145.9] says, "who wants to go first"
Dick Justice says, "IN A LINE FOLKS"
Dick Justice [145.9] says, "IN A LINE FOLKS"
Radagast Aiwendil asks, "Hmmm, alright. May I cremate your bodies to be potted with a tree?"
Radagast Aiwendil [145.9] asks, "Hmmm, alright. May I cremate your bodies to be potted with a tree?"
Clare Quilty says, "you go first"
Clare Quilty [145.9] says, "you go first"
Clare Quilty says, "you have the hat"
Clare Quilty [145.9] says, "you have the hat"
Discount Dan says, "ok"
Discount Dan [145.9] says, "ok"
Discount Dan tips his the intellectual fedora and smirks.
Discount Dan says, "M'lady."
Dick Justice (THE LAW) has been hit by Discount Dan's right arm.
Dick Justice (THE LAW) has been hit by Discount Dan's heart.
Dick Justice (THE LAW) has been hit by Discount Dan's hair.
Boogie Bomber 0.1 [145.9] states, "Security forces are committing suicde in the chapel."
Mikhail Tal screams!
Clare Quilty screams!
Dick Justice (THE LAW) lets one rip!
Dixon Balls [145.9] exclaims, "We are?!"
Mackensie DeMatrys [135.9] says, "Please don't suicide."
Dick Justice says, "m'lady"
Dick Justice [145.9] says, "m'lady"
Clare Quilty says, "do it man"
Clare Quilty [145.9] says, "do it man"
Mackensie DeMatrys [135.9] asks, "God damn it, you guys are really doing it, are you?"
Dick Justice (THE LAW) tips his the intellectual fedora and smiles.
Dick Justice (THE LAW) states, "M'lady."
Clare Quilty has been hit by Dick Justice's butt.
the decent glass window was hit by the blood.
Boogie Bomber 0.1 [145.9] states, "There goes two."
Dixon Balls [135.9] asks, "Suicide party!?"
Levi Baer [145.9] says, "Boo. The crate contained a Voltron."
Clare Quilty stammers, "whheennnii wwaass inn tthhee tthhiiirdddd grrraddee,, ii tthoouught tthhaatt iii wwwassss gaayyy"
Clare Quilty [145.9] stammers, "whheennnii wwaass inn tthhee tthhiiirdddd grrraddee,, ii tthoouught tthhaatt iii wwwassss gaayyy"
Clare Quilty says, "cuz i could draw"
Clare Quilty [145.9] says, "cuz i could draw"
Clare Quilty tips her the intellectual fedora and winks.
Clare Quilty implies, "M'lady."
Mikhail Tal has been hit by Clare Quilty's hair.
the decent glass window was hit by Clare Quilty's right arm.
the decent glass window was hit by Clare Quilty's right leg.
Mikhail Tal slips on the gibs!
Boogie Bomber 0.1 states, "And three."
Boogie Bomber 0.1 [145.9] states, "And three."
Mikhail Tal screams!
DEAD: Ghost (Dick Justice) grumps, "what a story"
Radagast Aiwendil [145.9] says, "Janitor to the chapel, please."
Radagast Aiwendil says, "Janitor to the chapel, please."
Dixon Balls says, "Hey"
Dixon Balls [145.9] says, "Hey"
DEAD: Ghost (Dick Justice) grumps, "famous final words if I ever heard one"
Dixon Balls asks, "You gonna do it?"
Dixon Balls [145.9] asks, "You gonna do it?"
DEAD: Ghost (Clare Quilty) laments, "this will be remembered forever"
DEAD: Ghost (Discount Dan) laments, "i dont think the barman knows how to do it"
Mikhail Tal says, "I'm scared"
Mikhail Tal [145.9] says, "I'm scared"
Dixon Balls exclaims, "Don't be!"
Dixon Balls [145.9] exclaims, "Don't be!"
Mackensie DeMatrys says, "Aw, what the fuck."
Mackensie DeMatrys [145.9] says, "Aw, what the fuck."
Dixon Balls exclaims, "It'll be ok!"
Dixon Balls [145.9] exclaims, "It'll be ok!"
DEAD: Ghost (Dick Justice) moans, "shameful"
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) wails, "How'd you guys die?"
Mikhail Tal throws the intellectual fedora.
Dixon Balls has been hit by the intellectual fedora.
Dixon Balls says, "Just tip it"
Dixon Balls [145.9] says, "Just tip it"
DEAD: Ghost (Clare Quilty) laments, "we tipped our fedoras"
DEAD: Ghost (Dick Justice) wails, "we got killed by a fedora"
Mikhail Tal exclaims, "I still have things to live for@!"
Mikhail Tal [145.9] exclaims, "I still have things to live for@!"
DEAD: Ghost (Discount Dan) moans, "we ritualistically killed ourselves"
Samuel Morris starts rifling through the gibs with their hands. What a weirdo.
Dixon Balls tips his the intellectual fedora and smirks.
Dixon Balls predicates, "M'lady."
Dixon Balls salutes.
Mackensie DeMatrys slips on the gibs!
Samuel Morris starts rifling through the gibs with their hands. What a weirdo.
Mackensie DeMatrys has been hit by Dixon Balls's right arm.
Mackensie DeMatrys has been hit by the lawyer's suit.
DEAD: Ghost (Clare Quilty) moans, "hurray"
Samuel Morris starts rifling through the gibs with their hands. What a weirdo.
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "Oh. Gross."
Samuel Morris slips on the blood!
Shitty Bill Jr. says, "more like pro jean"
DEAD: Ghost (Dick Justice) wails, "and then the entire security force died"
Luca Muggins says, "Cool."
Will Billson says, "cute"
DEAD: Ghost (Dick Justice) wails, "maybe"
DEAD: Ghost (Dixon Balls) wails, "RIP"
Dr. Floorpills says, "Do it *tip the fedora"
Samuel Morris tips his the intellectual fedora and smiles.
Samuel Morris implies, "M'lady."
Mikhail Tal has been hit by Samuel Morris's left leg.
Mikhail Tal has been hit by Samuel Morris's right leg.
Viktor B. Lazarus slips on the gibs!
Dr. Floorpills slips on the gibs!
Steve Dyssal asks, "Fantastic?"
DEAD: Ghost (Clare Quilty) moans, "oh fuck another one"
DEAD: Ghost (Dick Justice) moans, "another one tippeth of the fedora"
Steve Dyssal exclaims, "Fantastic!"
DEAD: Ghost (Clare Quilty) grumps, "that one took a while"

69andahalf · 04-08-2015, 06:27 PM

Suicide Tipping Party YOTJ

**Xeram** · 04-09-2015, 11:42 AM

*After running around for a while scooping up spider vomit and pumping it into me with an IV*

Quote:Impersonator Pritchard says, "Oh mighty arachnid gods heed my request, the crew knows not the glory and enlightnement that having spiders in your blood brings. This must be rectified..."
Leland Thomas [145.9] says, "oh a bloodling machine"
ULTRA BOT [145.9] states, "Jack Bering has arived at the station as Geneticist, have a nice shift, try not to die."
This is a revolver.
There are 2 bullets left! Each shot will currently use 1 bullets!
It is a normal-sized item.
Shaquille O:Bama screams!
Impersonator Pritchard screams!
A swarm of spiders erupts from your mouth! OH GOD!
Leland Thomas says, "thanks clown"
Potato Jim slurs, "How..."
Steve Dyssal says, "Geez."
DEAD: Ghost (Impersonator Pritchard) grumps, "Perfect"

**Vitatroll** · 04-09-2015, 12:34 PM

Round starts with Roark finding a super neat gun. Round ends like this.
Damnit Roark.

**Xeram** · 04-09-2015, 12:37 PM

Addendum to my above post, with the help of others we successfully summoned the spider god.

http://imgur.com/a/i4nMR

Nubcake · 04-09-2015, 06:01 PM

rip everyone limbs (click to see super long explosions text)

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