Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Jerkface00]

You cut out your heart with the circular saw!
Xiphos Volund throws the circular saw.
Xiphos Volund gasps.
Xiphos Volund gasps.
Xiphos Volund gasps.
Xiphos Volund waves.
Xiphos Volund gasps.
Boris Caralarm attempts to feed Xiphos Volund Xiphos Volund's heart.
Xiphos Volund nods.
Boris Caralarm feeds Xiphos Volund Xiphos Volund's heart.
You briefly think you probably shouldn't be eating raw meat.

[thehman03]

Someone made a really big sandwich, i copy pasted it into a word counter.

10745 words

fuck me that's huge.

[Velisan]

Someone made a really big sandwich, i copy pasted it into a word counter.

10745 words

fuck me that's huge.

I've created a sandwich that was 75427 words. Just the word fried showed up 15552 times.

It was delicious

[Sam Guivene]

So wraiths are officially a thing? I've been busy and I prefer small to medium servers, and Gibbed #4 is usually packed with 60+ while gibbed 1 has 0, gibbed two doesn't appear to exist any more and gibbed 3 occasionally does exist.

[DyssalC]

So wraiths are officially a thing? I've been busy and I prefer small to medium servers, and Gibbed #4 is usually packed with 60+ while gibbed 1 has 0, gibbed two doesn't appear to exist any more and gibbed 3 occasionally does exist.

Not quite yet, that round was just SEVERE admin fuckery, and the wraiths there were just skeletons that glowed purple.

[SpaceNaba]

Just figured the Warp spell actually does work on the AI.

A good day.

[Natsumehack]

Artifact was giving matter eater powers on a wizard round, and the wizard happen to make everyone's butts fly off.

So I ate my own butt off my own head, and then went on a conquest to eat everyone else's asses.

[AffableGiraffe]

bees do not follow the laws of conservation of energy


before anyone says anything, this was a total accident

[YJHGHTFH]

bees do not follow the laws of conservation of energy


before anyone says anything, this was a total accident

lil' Kruse spaced; nobody surprised

[UrsulaMejor]

bees do not follow the laws of conservation of energy


before anyone says anything, this was a total accident

Idk about you but that energy looks pretty conserved to me B]

[Conor12]

Those bees will sleep through anything.

[AlphabetJones]

Earlier I cut out Jay Wolff's heart and tried to feed it to him but fucked up and stuck it back in his chest. He then proceeded to somehow eat his heart despite it being back in his body.

Shit was metal.

[DyssalC]

Earlier I cut out Jay Wolff's heart and tried to feed it to him but fucked up and stuck it back in his chest. He then proceeded to somehow eat his heart despite it being back in his body.

Shit was metal.

He just craned his neck down a little and bit it right out of his open chest cavity, getting viscera on his face in the process.
God damn.

[lukeib618]

Luke B.(ee) has grabbed Escha Thermic aggressively (now hands)!
Luke B.(ee) has reinforced his grip on Escha Thermic (now neck)!
Escha Thermic gasps.

Escha Thermic seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...

Galactic Confederation Update

This just in

The janitor hates clowns.

Wonkbot 5000 [145.9] declares, "Good work, Janitor!"

[Haine]

ADMIN LOG: HaineSA/Lia Alliman [X] scaled every goddamn atom by X:2 Y:2

I don't know why this happened but
it sure did happen