Best moments ever thread 2.0

[PeacekeeperPete]

What happens when respawn is left on: [img]<a%20href="http://imgur.com/PlB1Ns6]<img%20src="http://i.imgur.com/PlB1Ns6.png?1"%20title="Hosted%20by%20imgur.com"%20/></a>[/img]

And Swift Retribution: [img]<a%20href="http://imgur.com/2frdMDC]<img%20src="http://i.imgur.com/2frdMDC.png?1"%20title="Hosted%20by%20imgur.com"/></a>[/img]

[PeacekeeperPete]

I dont computer well.

[Chrysalis]

What happens when respawn is left on:


And Swift Retribution:

fixed
Spoiler!

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What happens when respawn is left on:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PlB1Ns6.png[/img]

And Swift Retribution:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2frdMDC.png[/img]

[AffableGiraffe]

[parf]

Ricky Robby touches the sharp-edged mechanism.
It feels smooth.
Redbeard Rum says, "Found ya"
Ricky Robby says, "a gun"
Ricky Robby says, "that fills you with toxins"
Ricky Robby says, "it's bad"
Ricky Robby says, "as in horrible"
Ricky Robby says, "as in why would anyone make such an evil thing"
Redbeard Rum says, "and it can't be used to destroy robots"
Ricky Robby says, "it insta-crit me"
Redbeard Rum says, "which makes it even worse"
Jonas Cherry has added the hand tele to the backpack!
Jonas Cherry touches the sharp-edged mechanism.
Ricky Robby says, "i hope he shoots someone by accident"
Ricky Robby says, "it's evil"
Redbeard Rum says, "Here"
Redbeard Rum says, "I brought you a plunger"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] asks, "how bad is this artifact?"
Redbeard Rum throws the plunger.
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "shoot yourself with it"
MIDGET IN THE SHELL [145.9] states, "pretty bad. it jaywalks and graffitis"
Redbeard Rum [145.9] says, "it's harmless"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] says, "i dont like it"
Redbeard Rum [145.9] says, "1 brute damage"
Ricky Robby says, "i'm going to laugh if he ends up gasping over the radio"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "wowww"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "sssoo i ddiiiiddd"
Ricky Robby says, "hahhahahah"
Redbeard Rum says, "ahahah"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "AFFFTEERRRR II SSHHHOOTT AA MMMOONNNNKEEYY"
Redbeard Rum says, "oh geez"
Ricky Robby says, "fuck you red oh my ogd"
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "WWWHAATT"
MIDGET IN THE SHELL simulates a human fart with 58% accuracy.
Jonas Cherry [145.9] gasps, "WWWHHAT DDAMMMAAGGEE DOOEEEESS IIITTIIIVEE"
Redbeard Rum salutes.
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "toxin"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "over 100"

[Marquesas]

Mike Markerson attempts to feed Unknown THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread, and THE MONSTER, THE MONSTER, and THE MONSTER sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread cake.

Luis Smith has scanned the [...]!
It contains:
950000 units of cholesterol

[Megapaco]

http://imgur.com/HGu8ILa

Result Of The Mortal Kombat Tournament I Hosted

[AlphabetJones]

http://imgur.com/HGu8ILa

Result Of The Mortal Kombat Tournament I Hosted

King of the Ring

[parf]

Ken Klepto throws the cyalume saber pie.
Ken Klepto attacks the steel grille with the cyalume saber.
Ken Klepto throws the cyalume saber pie.
Ken Klepto fumbles and smacks the the cyalume saber pie into their own face!
Ken Klepto attacks Ken Klepto in the chest with the cyalume saber!
Ken Klepto screams!
Ken Klepto seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[RedbeardRum]

Managed to get 5 ZW before the engine stalled, and never turned on again - my new personal record.

[Splatpope]

Managed to get 5 ZW before the engine stalled, and never turned on again - my new personal record.

this made me flinch physically

[SgtBriar]

senor woody why you goddamn nerd

[Lavastage]

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[Lavastage]

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[Sam Guivene]

buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "OH SHIT"
buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "ABOMINATION OUTSIDE ENGINEERING"
Sam Guivene [145.9] says, "OH FUCK"
buttbot 2.0 [145.9] states, "ABOMINATION IS EATING SAM GUIVENE"
Sam Guivene gasps.
Sam Guivene gasps.
Shambling Abomination farts in Sam Guivene's face!
Shambling Abomination screeches! The very noise fills you with dread!
Shambling Abomination hungrily devours Sam Guivene!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
You are hit by the laser!
... You can almost hear something ...
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination slaps himself!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination screams!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination's flesh is moving and sliding around oddly!

etc etc for a big fight

Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Weeee arrree onnee......"
Isaac Kirkhope shoots Shambling Abomination with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination is hit by the projectile!
*click* *click*
Isaac Kirkhope attacks Shambling Abomination in the chest with the staple gun!
Shambling Abomination seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

I stapled a shambling abomination so much it fucking died

This wasn't even the best part, the ling had been going by the name "Sam Guivene's Dad" after seeing me win the lottery gambling (which the AI stole), during this time the AI was making jokes about how I went back from whence I came.