Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Weavel]

FOOTBALL

Red Robusters: 4 goals (captain: uhh fuck I can't remember, Royce maybe?)
Green Griefers: 4 goals (captain: Peacekeeper Pete)

After handing each player a team jersey and an ID, they fought to the death for a beachball via Space Anfield home rules.
Unfortunately, like with real football, someone on the Green team started a fight at half-time and a riot broke out, and when it spilled out into the streets of Space Liverpool the match was called off. The reds were the only team still there, so they won!

Here are some photos of the match.

http://i.imgur.com/yrY9UWQ.png - The Pitch
http://i.imgur.com/p52bHQH.png - The Riot
http://i.imgur.com/GKdoW0y.png - The Aftermath

Isaac Kirkhope says, "GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL"

[CaptainBravo]

the time i was Texas Red, Outlaw and shot the HoS in the face before making a big scene in the engine.

also i got caught but nearly managed to overpower the HoS and Roboticist while they tried to debrain me.

[Saxophone Jones]

It's not a big deal to most people when they kill another player, but today was the first time I, as a traitor, successfully murdered someone. A janitor helped me up outside disposals after Peacekeeper Pete stunned me, and as thanks, I agreed to help him save Pete from my cloaker mindslave.

And then I stunned him and dragged him down to disposals and tossed him in the crusher as a staff assistant stood by and watched in horror and did nothing to save him, and provoked me to yell "YOU SAW NOTHING."

[Klayboxx]

Cheficus Butticus says, "Time to deepfry this hotdog"
Cheficus Butticus laughs.
Cheficus Butticus says, "Wow this is really hot"
Cheficus Butticus says, "It seems so easy to slip into"
Cheficus Butticus says, "They really need to make these more safe"
Cheficus Butticus blinks.
Cheficus Butticus says, "Well"
Cheficus Butticus says, "Here it goes"
Cheficus Butticus says, "the hotdog"
Cheficus Butticus says, "goes into"
Cheficus Butticus says, "the frier"
Cheficus Butticus climbs into the deep fryer! How is that even possible?!
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
DEAD: Ghost (Keaton Petrov) says, "Cool"

As a wizard, I had gibbed literally every head ID and the AI, so I couldn't call the shuttle. I wanted to make fried hotdogs for a living but I somehow managed to slip into the deep fryer. Oops.

[UrsulaMejor]

Cheficus Butticus says, "Time to deepfry this hotdog"
Cheficus Butticus laughs.
Cheficus Butticus says, "Wow this is really hot"
Cheficus Butticus says, "It seems so easy to slip into"
Cheficus Butticus says, "They really need to make these more safe"
Cheficus Butticus blinks.
Cheficus Butticus says, "Well"
Cheficus Butticus says, "Here it goes"
Cheficus Butticus says, "the hotdog"
Cheficus Butticus says, "goes into"
Cheficus Butticus says, "the frier"
Cheficus Butticus climbs into the deep fryer! How is that even possible?!
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
DEAD: Ghost (Keaton Petrov) says, "Cool"

As a wizard, I had gibbed literally every head ID and the AI, so I couldn't call the shuttle. I wanted to make fried hotdogs for a living but I somehow managed to slip into the deep fryer. Oops.

Code:

Cheficus Butticus says, "the frier"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) exclaims, "Goodnight everyone!"
DEAD: Joshua Graham gasps, "night"
Shitty Bill says, "Man, I sure miss my dog"

[Hard Boiled]

Went further than ever in the Biodome. After hitting the end with nothing to do, I jumped in the lava.

Ilya Migicovsky says, "Rip the hardest, boiled alive"
DEAD: Ghost (Hard Boiled) says, "A good death."
FML states, "Consumed by the lava"
DEAD: Ghost (Hard Boiled) says, "Jumped into lava."

Also, before we went in, I got in a good boxing match. Lost, but did good.

My other favorite line.

Ilya Migicovsky says, "Fascinating.. I could see everything around me when in the portamedbay, holding the helmet cam"
Ilya Migicovsky says, "And maybe while being teleported"
Shitty Bill asks, "You a robot?"
Robotic Talk, Ilya Migicovsky says, "Yes"

Hard "Steel Headed" Boiled out.

[Saxophone Jones]

Code:

You slipped on the floor!
You slipped on the ice!
You slipped on the ice!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "ow"
Royce Ketcher points to the wet floor sign

*A syndicate attack or two later*

Royce Ketcher slipped on the ice!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones points to the wet floor sign
Royce Ketcher says, "Damn thats slippy"
Royce Ketcher says, "FUCK YOU"

[Klayboxx]

Hazel Rodrigues says, "((why dnot yuo read the rules))"
Chef Buttes says, "((((((((((((((((((((((((((you're fucking stupid))"

snort

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

FOOTBALL

Weavel, the correct term is, soccer.

[Shoddy]

Burning a traitor to death with paper buckled to a chair, then a microbomb activates inside them.

[CaptainBravo]

fight club was had, and i kicked everyones' asses and choked them out(right click view image for text)

shortly after this image there was a security crackdown on the fight club, and we kicked their asses, too. the detective showed up, firing fucking everywhere, and the station ended up caked in blood. also apparently all of sec were the spy detective's mindslaves, so i guess we had the first anti-sec riot where sec were the traitors?

[Weavel]

HukHukHuk challeneged me to make a grog golem

and lo on the last day of the 5th month did I deliver

[jflan17]

Earlier today, one "Space Wizard" pretty much murdered everyone. He accomplished all of his objectives (seeing as he murdered almost everyone, this was to be expected) and called the shuttle. I went to linger around the left arm of escape to see if he'd be a nice wizard and let me be the sole survivor of the crew. He did not want that to happen!

He pulled a gun, so I got as close to him from space as I could and dropped a flashbang, which I guess he wasn't expecting. After the flashbang put him on the floor, I tried to pull him out into space really quick, but he magic missiled and blinded me. I had already started my pull on him, though, so I took us both out the airlock and primed my second and only remaining flashbang. I'm pretty sure I had some assistance from the AI's shell in some pretty clutch door opening. I barely regained sight in time to watch him take his last breath. He was successful in his mission, but I got the last small triumph of the round.

[Mrduckbillface]

hunke

[Mrduckbillface]

Okay so I know you cant double post but I think this speaks for itself...



That round there were many a deaths and traitors. All thanks to your lovable ol' pal, me.