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Best moments ever thread 2.0
why kill the ai or give it shitty laws. ais are friends. be nice to them
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Unless they're emagged or have their laws overidden and they're killing you because they are 100% not your friend, you mean.
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If I get an insane set of laws I just wind up asking an admin if i'm Malf now.
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Reposting this from the SS13 forums.

So I was kidnapped to sec by the Captain, a short time after latejoining as a staff assistant. Once there, I was informed that I was being press ganged into security whether I liked it or not, and the Captain and Detective slowly started dressing me in sec gear while I was handcuffed to a chair. After proclaiming I would rather be dead, an admin uncuffed me and greatly increased my stamina/health regen so I could beat up the captain and detective. Cue an extensive and chaotic brawl in security where I took on both the Captain and the Detective at once, all of us alternately aided and hindered by admin spawned stun mines. Eventually the Captain fled for his life and the Detective finally managed to stun me, dragging me triumphantly to solitary confinement.

Only for me to transform into a fucking macho man and smash my way out, rapidly catching up with him and dispatching JUSTICE suddenly, violently, and all over the place.

I then roamed the station in search of the captain, dispensing good (and evil) as I saw fit, occasionally stopping to kick pieces of the blob around, with two different stops in genetics to stuff myself with mutadone after stepping on radiation mines.

Eventually I rescued a staff assistant from VR via grabbing him and using Macho Leap, but the first try landed us in the middle of the blob-- so I quickly grabbed him and leapt again before we could be eaten, landing in medbay. Unfortunately, the round ended at that point due to the Blob's victory, so I grabbed him one final time and preserved him for all eternity as a golden statue.

Definitely one of my top ten rounds.
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I was the Bleb. It was my best blob round ever, my pal died early on though. I killed a Strelka that knew not to be adjacent to blob tiles, knew not to shoot reflectives, and repaired itself. I ended up with three active Nucleus, another one unplaced, and another one taken down. I was constantly thinking before that round: Oh, Blobs have been getted OWNED lately, I should make a post for buffing BLOB. That round, also my first on Cogmap1 as a blob, changed my mind.

Also I almost absorbed you. I was sad when I didn't end up absorbing you because you leaped away.
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Yeah I very much had an oh shit moment when I landed in the middle of blob like that. Macho men can kick pieces of the blob out of the way (if there's somewhere for the pieces to go) but have no inherent way of harming the blob otherwise. Their wrestling powers are useless on something with no limbs or solid surfaces. I once saw a shuttle full of macho men get eaten by a blob, it was really funny.
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macho man randy blobbage
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me and this dude rolled botanist to smoke weed while both coincidentally being high IRL; i smoked a lot of weed irl and in game to commemorate this momentous occurence
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nice
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Dexter Grifflez hits the Crime Clown with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the Crime Clown with the bat!

Crime Clown collapses!

Tumany Cooks throws the multitool.

The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."

DEAD: Clara Shell (as Sherlock) laments, "That guy is on some drugs haha"

Dexter Grifflez hits the multitool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the Crime Clown with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the multitool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the Crime Clown with the bat!

Tumany Cooks dumps the contents of the mechanical toolbox onto the steel floor!

Dexter Grifflez hits the screwdriver with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the weldingtool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the crowbar with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the atmospheric analyzer with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the wirecutters with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the multitool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the screwdriver with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the weldingtool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the crowbar with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the atmospheric analyzer with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the wirecutters with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the Crime Clown with the bat!

Tumany Cooks throws the mechanical toolbox.

Dexter Grifflez hits the atmospheric analyzer with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the multitool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the screwdriver with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the weldingtool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the crowbar with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the wirecutters with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the Crime Clown with the bat!

Tumany Cooks throws the blood-stained butt.

Dexter Grifflez hits the mechanical toolbox with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the multitool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the screwdriver with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the weldingtool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the crowbar with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the atmospheric analyzer with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the wirecutters with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the blood-stained butt with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the Crime Clown with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the Crime Clown with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the mechanical toolbox with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the multitool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the screwdriver with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the weldingtool with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the crowbar with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the wirecutters with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the blood-stained butt with the bat!

Dexter Grifflez hits the atmospheric analyzer with the bat!
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(06-29-2017, 03:49 PM)Berrik Wrote: Crime clown murder

The bat it honestly stupidly strong.
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I helped a singularity sue the station over the wrongful death of it's child via suplexing!
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(07-05-2017, 05:39 PM)Berrik Wrote: I helped a singularity sue the station over the wrongful death of it's child via suplexing!

i judged a case in which someone suplexed a singularity child to death
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I think I was the only person who happened to be in the courtroom that survived the grieving sadularity crashing into it.
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I eightball suicided during the trial. That poor sadularity. frown
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