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Worst Moments Ever
(05-15-2017, 07:41 PM)Lord Birb Wrote:
Got antag three times in a short period. Died without killing anyone all three times, but the first two times were my fault(and kinda funny anyway) so they don't go here, long story short I didn't understand how chameleon bombs work and Escha Thermic was smoking something that made her immune to neurotoxic stings and I didn't have a backup plan.

The third time, on the other hand?

Geneticist traitor. Oh neat let's check my DNA samples. Turns out my only mutation that isn't overtly negative is cryokinesis. Too bad but I should still lay low until I get an opportunity to slip out without my coworker wondering where I went, so I get a monkey and start doing normal geneticist things. Suddenly the HOP walks in and starts trying to use my workstation without saying a word; my coworker protests this. I try to slip him with cryokinesis but for some reason he walks over the ice and makes the slip sound but doesn't get stunned.My coworker finally shoves the hop out the door. Alright problem solv-wait why did our terminals go out? Crap he shut down the genetics APC to spite us. Ah well a staff assistant helps us out so we can get to the APC and reactivate it. Think of calling my gear now but decide not to, my coworker and the assistant would see. Hop comes back with full security gear. Once again he is magically immune to slipping on ice. Tazes both of us, handcuffs us, and throws us both into disposals to be gibbed by the crusher. Traitor round down the toilet from something I had no way of seeing coming before I even did anything traitorous.

I was the AI, I am so sorry I could not save you. I only barely saved your co-worker.

That Head of Personal was shit.
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Worst Moments Ever - by aft2001 - 12-07-2016, 06:15 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sundance - 12-07-2016, 09:09 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by UmbraDrake - 12-07-2016, 09:32 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by TheNewTeddy - 12-07-2016, 09:34 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Firebarrage - 12-07-2016, 09:35 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Admiral jimbob - 12-07-2016, 10:10 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by atamusvaleo - 12-07-2016, 10:32 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by UmbraDrake - 12-07-2016, 10:52 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Xeram - 12-07-2016, 11:07 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Arborinus - 12-07-2016, 12:15 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Musketman12 - 12-07-2016, 12:20 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 12-07-2016, 01:23 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Boon Yoon - 12-07-2016, 01:48 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by ElectroBlueGuy - 12-07-2016, 02:22 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Grek - 12-07-2016, 02:35 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by aft2001 - 12-07-2016, 04:29 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Mageziya - 12-07-2016, 04:36 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 12-07-2016, 04:53 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Fishanchips - 12-07-2016, 06:11 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 12-07-2016, 08:40 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 12-07-2016, 08:48 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Mageziya - 12-07-2016, 09:25 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Burrito Justice - 12-08-2016, 10:09 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by The_Rain - 12-09-2016, 10:59 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Tybo03 - 12-10-2016, 11:18 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NesMettaur - 12-10-2016, 11:28 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Firebarrage - 12-13-2016, 10:41 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by vampirate - 12-13-2016, 09:08 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Space_Cola - 12-13-2016, 10:45 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Grumpchkin - 12-14-2016, 12:10 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by babayetu83 - 12-14-2016, 01:51 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by aft2001 - 12-14-2016, 07:04 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 12-14-2016, 07:30 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by fosstar - 12-17-2016, 04:08 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 12-17-2016, 04:35 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by fosstar - 12-17-2016, 04:39 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 12-17-2016, 04:47 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NesMettaur - 12-18-2016, 11:21 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 12-18-2016, 12:32 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 12-18-2016, 12:36 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by ZeWaka - 12-18-2016, 02:02 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by fosstar - 12-18-2016, 12:42 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 12-18-2016, 04:14 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by medsal15 - 12-18-2016, 08:43 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Roomba - 12-18-2016, 11:16 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 12-24-2016, 06:44 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 12-25-2016, 03:51 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Superlagg - 12-31-2016, 05:42 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Grek - 12-31-2016, 05:57 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 12-31-2016, 06:05 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Lady Birb - 12-31-2016, 09:30 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by elan_oots - 01-01-2017, 12:28 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 01-01-2017, 12:31 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 01-01-2017, 12:43 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Dr Zoidcrab - 01-01-2017, 10:15 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Superlagg - 01-03-2017, 06:24 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 01-03-2017, 11:37 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 01-03-2017, 11:45 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 01-09-2017, 10:09 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Mageziya - 01-09-2017, 10:37 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by acmesrv - 01-11-2017, 02:29 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by The_Rain - 01-13-2017, 06:04 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Crazyabe - 01-15-2017, 01:05 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by aft2001 - 01-17-2017, 06:15 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Crazyabe - 01-20-2017, 07:54 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Grek - 02-17-2017, 09:07 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Space_Cola - 02-20-2017, 10:20 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sergeant_Crunch - 02-21-2017, 08:17 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by New525 - 02-22-2017, 10:37 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Maegor - 02-17-2017, 09:55 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by medsal15 - 02-17-2017, 10:55 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Wraithcraft - 02-17-2017, 02:41 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Nnystyxx - 02-19-2017, 05:45 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by locusts - 02-19-2017, 09:20 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Grek - 02-20-2017, 08:52 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by chickenost - 02-28-2017, 02:49 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by MagicStudiosGuy - 02-28-2017, 06:50 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sergeant_Crunch - 02-28-2017, 08:20 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Superlagg - 03-01-2017, 07:09 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Crazyabe - 03-11-2017, 04:11 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by YoukCat - 03-13-2017, 03:53 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Crazyabe - 03-13-2017, 04:18 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Burrito Justice - 03-14-2017, 09:39 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by aft2001 - 03-14-2017, 10:30 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by The_Rain - 03-14-2017, 10:50 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Maegor - 03-15-2017, 10:56 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by sartorius - 03-21-2017, 01:48 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Lady Birb - 03-21-2017, 08:35 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 03-22-2017, 02:27 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by elan_oots - 03-23-2017, 10:01 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 03-23-2017, 10:27 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Crazyabe - 04-04-2017, 06:05 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Superlagg - 04-04-2017, 06:50 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by YoukCat - 04-04-2017, 07:28 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Noah Buttes - 04-04-2017, 08:10 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 04-04-2017, 09:45 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by ElectroBlueGuy - 04-05-2017, 03:46 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 04-05-2017, 04:24 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by HydroFloric - 04-05-2017, 04:25 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Mordent - 04-05-2017, 06:19 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Roomba - 04-05-2017, 07:09 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Maegor - 04-05-2017, 07:27 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Triacontakai - 04-05-2017, 09:57 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Crazyabe - 04-05-2017, 11:57 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 04-05-2017, 12:24 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Lady Birb - 04-06-2017, 04:11 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Lady Birb - 04-12-2017, 09:57 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 04-12-2017, 10:25 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by atamusvaleo - 04-14-2017, 07:03 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Musketman12 - 04-14-2017, 11:48 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ryguy - 04-16-2017, 09:37 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Crazyabe - 04-21-2017, 03:13 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by YoukCat - 04-21-2017, 05:20 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 04-21-2017, 05:32 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by poland spring - 04-21-2017, 11:39 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 04-22-2017, 12:53 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Arborinus - 04-22-2017, 09:39 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Superlagg - 04-22-2017, 03:18 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Musketman12 - 04-23-2017, 10:34 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Mageziya - 04-23-2017, 12:29 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Musketman12 - 04-23-2017, 01:08 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 04-23-2017, 02:53 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by YoukCat - 04-23-2017, 03:35 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by awfulworldkid - 04-24-2017, 03:17 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Dexter249 - 04-25-2017, 06:36 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Atlz90 - 05-08-2017, 10:37 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by The_Rain - 05-09-2017, 06:02 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by CounterfeitFaker - 05-10-2017, 09:28 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by babayetu83 - 05-11-2017, 01:22 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 05-11-2017, 02:01 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Vitatroll - 05-11-2017, 02:47 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Lady Birb - 05-15-2017, 07:41 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Crazyabe - 05-16-2017, 12:08 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by YoukCat - 05-16-2017, 01:35 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Roomba - 05-17-2017, 02:16 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 05-17-2017, 02:48 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by awfulworldkid - 05-17-2017, 03:02 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by The_Rain - 05-17-2017, 07:18 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by TheDK - 05-17-2017, 07:45 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 05-17-2017, 02:04 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Schwicky_Schwag - 05-17-2017, 07:26 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Musketman12 - 05-17-2017, 07:42 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Schwicky_Schwag - 05-17-2017, 07:45 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Frank_Stein - 05-17-2017, 08:04 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Schwicky_Schwag - 05-17-2017, 08:11 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by atamusvaleo - 05-18-2017, 04:00 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Dr Zoidcrab - 05-18-2017, 11:45 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 05-20-2017, 02:28 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by misto - 05-20-2017, 09:47 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Burrito Justice - 05-23-2017, 11:55 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by amaranthineApocalypse - 05-23-2017, 12:00 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 05-23-2017, 01:38 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Studenterhue - 05-23-2017, 03:09 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by aft2001 - 05-24-2017, 07:16 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Musketman12 - 05-24-2017, 11:37 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Dr Zoidcrab - 05-25-2017, 03:19 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by aft2001 - 05-25-2017, 05:38 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Burrito Justice - 05-25-2017, 10:10 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 05-31-2017, 03:07 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 07-09-2017, 08:03 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 07-10-2017, 12:26 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Flourish - 07-08-2017, 06:42 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 07-11-2017, 12:28 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Berrik - 07-20-2017, 04:30 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by cyberTripping - 07-20-2017, 06:39 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Berrik - 07-21-2017, 12:05 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 07-21-2017, 12:08 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 07-23-2017, 12:59 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Noah Buttes - 07-23-2017, 06:56 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Musketman12 - 07-23-2017, 07:02 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by warcrimes - 07-23-2017, 09:25 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by cyberTripping - 07-23-2017, 10:18 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 07-25-2017, 08:52 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 07-25-2017, 09:30 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Berrik - 07-25-2017, 09:48 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sundance - 07-26-2017, 04:27 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Huff H Law - 07-26-2017, 05:01 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sundance - 07-26-2017, 05:13 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sundance - 07-26-2017, 05:45 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 07-26-2017, 09:09 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 07-26-2017, 12:34 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by atamusvaleo - 07-27-2017, 05:10 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by atamusvaleo - 07-27-2017, 09:01 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by atamusvaleo - 07-28-2017, 04:19 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Berrik - 07-30-2017, 09:39 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by YoukCat - 07-30-2017, 11:01 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 07-30-2017, 10:01 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 07-31-2017, 12:18 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 07-31-2017, 12:40 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by atamusvaleo - 07-31-2017, 04:40 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Studenterhue - 07-31-2017, 05:40 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Dr Zoidcrab - 07-31-2017, 01:34 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Noah Buttes - 07-31-2017, 02:37 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Berrik - 07-31-2017, 05:23 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Dr Zoidcrab - 07-31-2017, 07:52 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 07-31-2017, 09:10 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 07-31-2017, 10:39 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Superlagg - 08-01-2017, 08:21 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Berrik - 08-03-2017, 08:56 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Fishanchips - 08-03-2017, 09:18 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 08-03-2017, 10:58 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sundance - 08-04-2017, 12:07 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by atamusvaleo - 08-04-2017, 04:07 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by The_Rain - 08-05-2017, 11:26 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Musketman12 - 08-05-2017, 11:41 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 08-05-2017, 01:50 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by ZeWaka - 08-08-2017, 10:30 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Superlagg - 08-08-2017, 10:22 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 08-12-2017, 10:09 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by PH77SER - 08-12-2017, 10:56 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Lady Birb - 08-12-2017, 11:03 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Dions - 08-14-2017, 08:57 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 08-13-2017, 10:24 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 08-13-2017, 10:33 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 08-13-2017, 10:49 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by LuigiThirty - 08-13-2017, 11:53 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 08-14-2017, 03:40 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by awfulworldkid - 08-14-2017, 04:30 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Berrik - 08-26-2017, 11:20 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 08-26-2017, 11:36 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Space_Cola - 08-31-2017, 08:04 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by YoukCat - 08-31-2017, 09:11 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Fenriswolf1991 - 09-05-2017, 09:14 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Lady Birb - 09-14-2017, 04:42 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 09-14-2017, 05:06 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Ed Venture - 09-14-2017, 05:00 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Dr Zoidcrab - 09-14-2017, 05:31 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Fishanchips - 09-15-2017, 09:51 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Cyfarfod - 09-15-2017, 01:11 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Technature - 09-17-2017, 09:31 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by PH77SER - 09-22-2017, 05:32 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Cyfarfod - 09-22-2017, 01:54 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Cyfarfod - 09-26-2017, 10:25 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 10-03-2017, 06:31 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Cyfarfod - 10-05-2017, 02:12 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by PH77SER - 10-10-2017, 09:32 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sundance - 10-10-2017, 09:50 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by LuigiThirty - 10-10-2017, 10:01 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Recusor - 03-23-2018, 05:12 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Kubius - 03-23-2018, 10:28 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Sov - 03-11-2019, 02:21 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Wisecrack34 - 03-11-2019, 03:25 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 03-12-2019, 12:21 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Wisecrack34 - 03-12-2019, 06:17 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by NateTheSquid - 03-12-2019, 03:35 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Wisecrack34 - 05-24-2019, 04:34 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by Rohen_Tahir - 05-26-2019, 05:51 AM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by DyssalC - 05-26-2019, 07:33 PM
RE: Worst Moments Ever - by BruceyBoyo - 06-06-2019, 11:54 AM

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