Training monkeys

[VictorMAngoStein]

If you give a monkey enough bananas/cigarettes he should follow you around and protect you like space bees do.  Then as a traitor you can befriend all the monkeys on the station and give them guns and shit.

[atomic1fire]

This reminds me of that advertising thing for planet of the apes.

[Boa Jacque]

I've done similar with current monkey code, you arm them to the teeth with energy guns, half on stun, half lasers. A good dozen or so fill a hall quite nicely. Then you just hope some idiot punches one in the hallway. It usually happens to 1-2 people on a populated shift, with the above setup.

That being said, im definitely down for some sort of monkey-accomplice code allowing for the OP's suggestion, as it would take the monkey antics a step further.

[DreamCarver]

Yes? Please?

[The Grim Sleeper]

I like this.
Also you should be able to trigger this with a mind-slave implant. Not because that is particularly useful, but it would make sense.