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Training monkeys
#1
If you give a monkey enough bananas/cigarettes he should follow you around and protect you like space bees do.  Then as a traitor you can befriend all the monkeys on the station and give them guns and shit.

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#2
This reminds me of that advertising thing for planet of the apes.

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#3
I've done similar with current monkey code, you arm them to the teeth with energy guns, half on stun, half lasers. A good dozen or so fill a hall quite nicely. Then you just hope some idiot punches one in the hallway. It usually happens to 1-2 people on a populated shift, with the above setup.

That being said, im definitely down for some sort of monkey-accomplice code allowing for the OP's suggestion, as it would take the monkey antics a step further.
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#4
Yes? Please?
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#5
I like this.
Also you should be able to trigger this with a mind-slave implant. Not because that is particularly useful, but it would make sense.
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