New occupation/role - Elvis impersonator

[CosmicDwarf]

This role or job is simple. You start off with an Elvis accent, just like the chef often starts with a Swedish one. You wear an Elvis wig, false Elvis sideburns that can be worn over your ears and wear a glorious fringed jumpsuit with "King" written on the back of it. You have the ability to sing and dance at will, playing short music clips of Elvis' greatest hits e.g. "Suspicious minds", "You ain't nothing but a hound dog", "don't be cruel", "satisfaction" and so on. Think saxophone when it plays baker street.

I am unsure of the traitor items. Maybe they could involve pink cadillacs.

What do you gentlemen think?

[CosmicDwarf]

Damnit, by "satisfaction" I meant "a little less conversation". I was listening to it at the time and I typed in that bit because of the lyrics.

[Shoddy]

:?

How do you think this would fit in the game...

Uh, a new job specifically made for a gimmick that can be done with an outfit...

This style of suggestion has been done tons and tons of times and never works.

elvis suit sounds fun. not a job. an admin gimmick.

[CosmicDwarf]

Perfect. Don the suit and you gain these powers. Not a job, the power is in the suit and the wig.

[Cogwerks]

this is really dumb

[CosmicDwarf]

I'm sorry if we're too grown up for this kind of thing these days. Let the idea be left in the dustbin where it belongs.