Holding stuff in your mouth

[Nnystyxx]

Allow crewmen to store tiny up to normal-sized items in their mouths with a verb/emote, and remove them similarly. Normal sized objects can be seen when examined, small and tiny objects cannot. Small and tiny objects have a chance for you to swallow them (requiring surgery) if you're somehow hit or jostled, much higher for a tiny one, but it allows you an extra (mostly) invisible smuggling spot. There could also be a voluntary 'swallow' verb so you could emulate cyanide pill-teeth a la spy movies, or hide your contraband if someone checks your mouth (disarm intent on the head?).

Inspired by the mental image of someone holding a flashlight in their mouth while their hands are occupied, and also the idea of assistants smuggling contraband in their horrid faces

EDIT: HELLO I AM AN IDIOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD IT'S BETTER THAN MINE.

[Ultimate Shrek Fan]

If this happens, make speech mumbled and introduce handcuff keys

[Arborinus]

Plenty of good ideas on it here.

Maybe matter eater would let you store even larger items like a chipmunk.

(am I only the idea police anymore?)

[Nnystyxx]

I can't believe I fucking forgot about that thread. How far back was that, Arborinus? Please destroy me for my embarrassing failure.

EDIT: Oh the last post was in June? Could be worse I suppose but ugh

[SpaceNaba]

"I remember a young lad, who would board ships with his cutlass - as you say - clenched in his teeth."

"Oh?"

"Topless Harry, we called him."

"Oh."

"I don't know if you've ever picked up and knife and , yknow, with a softboiled egg: Just sliced it with a-"

"I get it!"