Post your drink recipes!

[Schwicky_Schwag]

So, I've been thinking up some new poisons drinks to serve people as a barman, and I've wondered if anyone else have special drink recipes that they make when they're barman. Whether it's a clever pun, does horrifyingly dangerous fun things to whoever drinks it, or has high ethanol content, post them here!

I'll start it off with a bit of my own.

Christmas Morning:
- Energy Drink
- Urine
- Eggnog 
- Cider 
- Milk

Forever Turbo Heat Dance*:
- 20u Vodka
- 20u Atropine
- 10u Bo Jack Daniel's
- 10u Space Drugs
- 10u Triple Meth
- 10u Energy Drink
- 10u THC
- 10u Cola
- 10u Fliptonium
*This one makes you run around like crazy, with pretty colors and hallucinations. Great for parties.

Hope to see some neat drinks!

[Vitatroll]

This is my goto: I start off with a keg. I then drag that keg down to the booze racks and dump all of the hobowines and imported beers into it. Then I go to the booze-o-matic and dispense all of those imported beers and the Bo-Jack and dump all of that into the keg. I then take all of the bottles I've empted and refill them with the keg, and then put them all out on the bar.

If it sparkles I call it sparklebooze. If it doesn't I call it hobopunch. I like sparklebooze the best. I like sparkles in general.

[amaranthineApocalypse]

Triple meth, Energy drink, Coffee, Sugar and Gin and Sonic.

I call it "Boyles Gas Model"

[Boon Yoon]

This is my goto: I start off with a keg. I then drag that keg down to the booze racks and dump all of the hobowines and imported beers into it. Then I go to the booze-o-matic and dispense all of those imported beers and the Bo-Jack and dump all of that into the keg. I then take all of the bottles I've empted and refill them with the keg, and then put them all out on the bar.

If it sparkles I call it sparklebooze. If it doesn't I call it hobopunch. I like sparklebooze the best. I like sparkles in general.

I do the same, but I also like to add a dash of flavor with all the floorpills I can find, with a touch of heat to remind my patrons of the hearth.

[Grek]

Constable Hooty's Sonic Tonic
40 Oxygen
20 Phosphorous
20 Water
20 Carbon
20 Chocolate
Makes one pitcher.

Explodium
10 coffee
10 ammonia
10 lithium
10 sulfuric acid
10 welding fuel
10 diethylamine
10 bromine
10 carbon
10 oil
10 beer
Inject into ghostlier chili and serve at a distance.

Gin Symphonic
20 Gin and Tonic
10 Sugar
10 Welding Fuel
5 Gin and Sonic
5 Gin and Chronic
Makes one glass.

Night Cap
20 Hydrocholoric Acid
20 Oxygen
10 Bourbon
Makes one glass.

Fizz and Foam
10 Gin
10 Lemon Juice
10 Fluorosurfactant
20 Ice
Makes one glass.

Seafoam
30 Salt
10 Fluorosurfactant
10 Ice
Makes one glass.

Sweet Beat
20 Lemon Juice
10 Tea
10 Chocolate
5 Mercury
5 Lithium
Makes one glass.

Strange Days
30 Vanilla
10 Potassium Iodine
5 Space Drugs
5 Unstable Mutagen
Makes one glass.

Stage Eons
10 Charcoal
10 Capulettium Plus
10 Potassium
10 Phosphorous
5 Chocolate
4 Chicken Noodle
1 ????
Makes one glass.

[Roomba]

krob krob krob kneerd tuht nee saw kcoof eez tuhv

39 beer
10 Swedium
1 reversium

[babayetu83]

the discount dan special

49u urine
1u water

[Frank_Stein]

There's one I make I called the Changeling Stinger, despite the lack of mint. 

10u neurotoxin
20u of charcoal
10u of line juice
10u of vodka

[ferriswheel1]

I call this the "Doctoral Doorbanger"

5u Atropine
20u Epinephrine
10u Pancrosium
5u Perfluorocelin

I've never heard any complaints about it.

[Boa Jacque]

10 space drugs
10 neurotoxin
10 capulettium
10 Bo' Jacks or Port

You slur, you drool, you trip, you...die??? just kidding, you won't die but you'll be scooping your drunk ass off the floor after you regain your composure!