A little Question and Answer Thread.

[warcrimes]

If you fart out an implanted bible, does it do?

You cannot implant a bible in someone in the first place, it sizzles angrily in your hands if you try

the bible is a medical item when used on a mob, and only the chappy can use it, so it's probably interpreting it as a surgical implement instead of as a container. 
Even if it could it would be wierd. A sewn-in container, when fart-activated, appears in your hand and won't go back in, breaking the system. minor bug.