Best Comebacks

[Wydamn]

Someone pushed me down and farted on me.



So I cut his head open with my energy sword.

This is actually one of the best things about being a low key traitor.

[Hard Boiled]

Someone turned me into a monkey.

So I tasered and cuffed them. Geneticist best not monkey the clown, or they get the horn.

[okimin]

I was a traitor captain, and had just botched a murder attempt with an energy sword. I ran to bridge when the hop and his buddy approached me in the door of my room and started pressuring me with a velvet revolution and wanted me to step down peacefully.

I went in my room for a brief second, broke open the antique lazer when that was still a weapon, and went back out and unloaded into the hop, and proceded to e-sword the hell out of his friend.