Total station domination thread

[Wydamn]

Post your chatlogs of sessions where the station is totally destroyed by the efforts of one man.

Here's my tribute to Zako2.

Code:

You are the Staff Assistant.
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Devin Pfeifer has signed up as Staff Assistant."
ÿ!Your icons have been generated!
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Kennard Stewart has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Old Oppenhiemer [145.9] exclaims, "Oh no doctor katz!"
Clyde Sunstroke says, "Welcome aboard citizen"
Clyde Sunstroke says, "Have a safe and law abiding day"
Devin Pfeifer says, "Cheers"
Devin Pfeifer asks, "Is there anything going on?"
ÿYou are hit by the energy bolt!
ÿYou are hit by the energy bolt!
ÿ!Dr. Katznelson has added the taser gun to the backpack!
Devin Pfeifer [145.9] stammers, "DDrrr... KKKaaaatttznneellllssssonnnn isss ccrrraazzyy!!"
Devin Pfeifer stammers, "DDrrr... KKKaaaatttznneellllssssonnnn isss ccrrraazzyy!!"
Devin Pfeifer [145.9] stammers, "HHHHe jjuuuussst kkkiillleeedd a ssee offfffffiicceeer!!!!"
Devin Pfeifer stammers, "HHHHe jjuuuussst kkkiillleeedd a ssee offfffffiicceeer!!!!"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] states, "He is a changeling"
ÿ You begin to recover.
ÿDr. Katznelson blinds Devin Pfeifer with the flash!
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] states, "though the roboticst seems to refuse to change my module so that I can stop him"
ÿDr. Katznelson spits acid at Devin Pfeifer!
ÿ You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Lovely"
Krolov32 states, "Richard Gordge has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Richard Gordge has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Steve McQueen says, "Jesus"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "Thank you"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones asks, "What module do you need?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "What module do you need?"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "engineering"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Reed Weeter says, "making a module"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Dr. Katz gets minus points for killing an assistant who just got off the shuttle."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Richard Gordge says, "Yaaaaay"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHOONKK HHONNKK HHONNNKKK HHOOKHHOOONNKKK HHOONNN HHOONNNNKK HHOOONNNK HOONNK HOONKK!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "KILL IT"
Krolov32 states, "Dotty Spud has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Dotty Spud has signed up as Staff Assistant."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "Get int he right pod."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "Get int he right pod."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Although, he may not actually be Dr. Katz, if he was the changeling, I suppose,"
DEAD: Ghost (Clyde Sunstroke) says, "Sorry Devin"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Myles Fitzgerald) says, "He didn't kill him right away though"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHHOONNNKK HHOONNNKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHOONKK HOONNKK!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHOONNKK HHOONNKK!!!!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!!!!"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "I'm at a loss for words at how easily I was taken out."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "It's cool Clyde."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHOK HONNKK HOONNK HHOONNNKK HOONNKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rube Richter asks, "hello?"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
Bryant Enderly says, "Helo rube"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HOONNKKKK HHOONNKK!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!"
Rube Richter says, "i'm blind"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!"
Bryant Enderly says, "Ok, Ill fix you"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Shortest. Life. Ever."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "It's actually cool when a sec officer goes out of his way to interact with a crewmember, so I appreciate that."
DEAD: Ghost (Clyde Sunstroke) says, "I like to be a sec of the people"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "That was one aggressive as fuck Ling"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "best sec"
cluwne [145.9] gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!!!"
Bryant Enderly asks, "You good now?"
Krolov32 states, "Arthur Long has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Arthur Long has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Rube Richter says, "i'm black now but i can see"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "seriously, I was just being greeted by Clyde when suddenly he bursts into arrivals and starts shooting up the place."
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] queries, "Where is the captain?"
Cyborg Chi-21 queries, "Where is the captain?"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "My gosh, he's just slaughtering left and right and nobody seems to care"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) asks, "Wait, why is he killing and not eating them?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "Air!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "Air!"
Shaquille O:Bama says, "Would you like some icecluwne"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "Lower hallways have no air."
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] says, "Lower hallways have no air."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "No thanks. Would clash with the crystal."
Bryant Enderly says, "So there is a wizard? I arrived recently"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] declares, "Escape!"
Cyborg Chi-21 declares, "Escape!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "He either has enough DNA, or just wants to cull the herd first - being caught eating someone isn't fun"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] states, "--BZZT"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "--BZZT"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] states, "Hes at --BEEP"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "Hes at --BEEP"
ÿ!MENTORHELP: Psychojester419/(Cyborg Lambda-61): I think my borg body is glithced
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] declares, "Escape!"
Cyborg Chi-21 declares, "Escape!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones asks, "Chi, you OK?"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "Chi, you OK?"
Rube Richter says, "wizard is dead"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK!"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] states, "H--WONK"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "H--WONK"
Bryant Enderly says, "Ok"
Rube Richter says, "there's still a ling loose, though"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] states, "The change--ZAP"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "The change--ZAP"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Fair enough"
Rube Richter asks, "can you let me out?"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] states, "Es--ZAP"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "Es--ZAP"
Cyborg Chi-21 declares, "Escape!"
DEAD: Ghost (Myles Fitzgerald) says, "Hes spaced like 10+ people now"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "WHERE?!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "WHERE?!"
Cyborg Chi-21 declares, "Escape!"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "jer--FZZZT"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "jerk"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] declares, "Escape!"
Cyborg Chi-21 declares, "Escape!"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "T--BEEP"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "I bet he's spaced more than 10"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Awww poor borg"
ÿ!Mentor PM to-Psychojester419: How so?
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] declares, "The captain spaced me and an assistant!"
Cyborg Chi-21 declares, "The captain spaced me and an assistant!"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "He's ridiculous at it too, it's scary"
Krolov32 states, "Salem Blackwater has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Salem Blackwater has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "He is a confirmed changeling, please kill ASAP"
Cyborg Chi-21 [145.9] states, "He is a confirmed changeling, please kill ASAP"
Cyborg Chi-21 states, "He is a confirmed changeling, please kill ASAP"
Rube Richter says, "montague"
ÿ!MENTORHELP: Psychojester419/(Cyborg Lambda-61): I can't hear anything can't use any modules or anything
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "HE SHOT M!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "HE SHOT M!"
Rube Richter says, "i need a beaker of crysto"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "OH FUCK!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "OH FUCK!"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Chi-21) says, "jerk"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Well, Doc has been around for a while, he's more robust than ten men"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "I kind of wish I had wasted all of our money just so he couldn't buy those weapons..."
Bryant Enderly asks, "Yes?"
Rube Richter asks, "montague?"
Steve McQueen asks, "Can we fix him?"
DEAD: Ghost (Clyde Sunstroke) says, "Oh god"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "FUCK!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "FUCK!"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "HAHAHAAHH"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "HE'S SPACING ME!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "HE'S SPACING ME!"
Bryant Enderly says, "Nope, Only borging him is possible"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "ME AND A MEDICAL OFFICER!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "ME AND A MEDICAL OFFICER!"
ÿ!Mentor PM to-Psychojester419: weird. Try quitting and restarting. I'm not sure what would cause that unless you were stunned and flashbanged. I'm not even sure if borgs can be flashbanged, though.
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Chi-21) says, "I probably would of been able to possibly stop the captain if the roboticst didn't stand around for 20 minutes staring at my module while I asked him to change it"
cluwne [145.9] gibbers, "HHONKK HHHHOONNK HHOONNKKK HOOOONNKKK HHHOON HHHHONK HHOOONNKK HOONNNNKKK HHOOOONNK HHOOONNKK!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHONKK HHHHOONNK HHOONNKKK HOOOONNKKK HHHOON HHHHONK HHOOONNKK HOONNNNKKK HHOOOONNK HHOOONNKK!!"
Bryant Enderly says, "Go to robo cluwnes, I cant do shit"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!"
ÿ!Mentor PM from-Psychojester419: I did get stunned but it's been like this since I got borged
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Holy crap he tried to fight back!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "HELP!!!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "HELP!!!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "KATZ IS KILLING ME!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Good fight he put up at least"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "KATZ IS KILLING ME!!!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "FUCK YOU, KATZNELSON!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "FUCK YOU, KATZNELSON!"
DEAD: Ghost (Clyde Sunstroke) says, "He almost made it"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Yeah, Tyrone's a beast so far"
ÿ!Mentor PM from-Billy.M: Your batteryis probably dead!
Bryant Enderly says, "Cluwne stop, I cant help you"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones exclaims, "FUCK YOU!"
Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] exclaims, "FUCK YOU!"
ÿ!Mentor PM from-Billy.M: Hop inside of a borg charging station
ÿ!Mentor PM to-Psychojester419: Oh, yeah, you probably have no battery power
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Not that it did him very good, but he got really far"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!"
ÿ!MENTORHELP: Psychojester419/(Cyborg Lambda-61): I didn't know that you don't start with power
Tyrone Saxophone Jones seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Hi CE. Your body landed next to mine. Dr. Katz is a bitch."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Don't hate a man for being a monster of a Ling"
Krolov32 states, "Brutus Manimal has signed up as Quartermaster."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Brutus Manimal has signed up as Quartermaster."
ÿ!Mentor PM to-Psychojester419: The roboticist should have put a full energy cell in your body. Then you would have power.
cluwne [145.9] gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "...was everyone a changeling or"
Bryant Enderly says, "Out, Unless you were him"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "So is there any reason I heard a voice in my head saying "Fucking Pubbies"? Because I don't know if it was talking aobut me or not."
cluwne [145.9] gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
ÿ!Mentor PM from-Psychojester419: I thought he had
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "did I just join as a late-changeling... and die to a changeling within literally thirty seconds"
Brutus Manimal says, "hey"
Brutus Manimal says, "fuck you bub"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "The AI needs to shut off the arrival alerts, it's telling Katz when he's got a new victim right nearby."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
Brutus Manimal says, "nooo"
Brutus Manimal [145.9] says, "help"
Brutus Manimal says, "help"
Brutus Manimal [145.9] exclaims, "the captain is a traitor!"
Brutus Manimal exclaims, "the captain is a traitor!"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Yes, yes you did Salem"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!!!!!"
Brutus Manimal [145.9] exclaims, "in escape!"
Brutus Manimal exclaims, "in escape!"
Brutus Manimal [145.9] exclaims, "help!"
Brutus Manimal exclaims, "help!"
Brutus Manimal [145.9] exclaims, "help!"
Brutus Manimal exclaims, "help!"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "there are a lot of randomly selected strings that you "hear" when you're hearing voices in your head."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne [145.9] gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Didn't know about that... that's a nice touch"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!"
cluwne [145.9] gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Tyrone, nice job though"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "why would this happen to anyone ever"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "because fuck you, that's why."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "basically."
Bryant Enderly says, "I want to see if this helps you"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "that's like your grandmother knocking you unconscious and cutting your penis off on your birthday after having bought you a car"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I didn't have the balls to try and kill him, so I just tried to save the Medic."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "and then she lights your new car on fire"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cletus Weinstein gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Cletus Weinstein gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Katz is robust as fuck"
Steve McQueen exclaims, "Noooo!!!!"
Bryant Enderly says, "Ok then, Just changed your name"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Because Dr. Katznelson loves everyone, and shows his love by brutally and effeciently murdering you."
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, ".... I never want to fight that guy, he's relentless. Nice try on the medic though, Tyrone"
DEAD: cluwne gasps, "Finally, I'm dead."
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "At least his murder is efficient. He doesn't make you wait an hour while he extends his probiscus."
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I should have thrown Katz into space."
Rube Richter says, "Here goes."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) asks, "What good would that have done?"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "yes, it was an honor to have died by such a robust man's probiscus"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Again, I'm at a loss for words."
DEAD: Ghost (Clyde Sunstroke) says, "Not everyday you have the pleasure of being murdered by an unstopable forece of nature"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "AHAHAH"
Rube Richter [145.9] says, "GOT THE LING DOWN IN ESCAPE"
Rube Richter says, "GOT THE LING DOWN IN ESCAPE"
Rube Richter [145.9] says, "HURRY"
Rube Richter says, "HURRY"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Hilarious"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
Rube Richter [145.9] gasps, "gonna die"
Rube Richter gasps, "gonna die"
Bryant Enderly says, "I cant help you"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Well, he tried"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHHOONNKK HHOONNKKK!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "My real mistake was not grabbing sunglasses and getting drunk. Then I would have probably had a slight chance of winning a fight."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHOOOONNNKK HHOONK!! -- HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HNNK HHHONNNKK!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Steve McQueen says, "Oh god why"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHOOONNNKK HHOONKK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "For some reason I couldn't suicide."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Rickey Bestmin says, "oh god"
Steve McQueen exclaims, "Noooo!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHHOONNKK HHOOONNNNKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Rickey Bestmin says, "let me in"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHONNKK HOONNKK!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HHOONKKKK OONNKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!"
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Who was that detective?"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "oh dear sweet jesus so many cluwnes"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "Welcome to the dead, Rube."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Krolov32 states, "Doc Slaughter has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Doc Slaughter has signed up as Staff Assistant."
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HOONNKK HHOOONNKK!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK! - HOOOOOONNNKKK!!!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Steve McQueen says, "HONK"
Steve McQueen says, "HONK"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Steve McQueen says, "HONK"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "sometimes that happens. It's a connection problem that causes you to not suicide."
Steve McQueen says, "HONK"
cluwne gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "it just happens randomly and is annoying when you want a quick end."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Another one down"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "Oh, I spammed it, it kept saying I was suiciding, but then I'd recover."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "how is he spitting at people from so far away? it looks like he can't even see them when he's spitting"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "oh, that is weird, then."
Steve McQueen exclaims, "HELP ME UP!"
Steve McQueen exclaims, "SOMEONE!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "Try suiciding, and then succumb."
DEAD: Gold Mansachs gasps, "Anyone got a head count?"
Steve McQueen exclaims, "PLEASE!"
cluwne (as Justice Hice) gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Steve McQueen says, "butt"
Cletus Weinstein gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!!!"
Steve McQueen exclaims, "HELP ME UP CLETUS!"
cluwne (as Justice Hice) gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!"
Cletus Weinstein gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK!!"
DEAD: Rube Richter gasps, "the spit message only shows up when they're hit by it"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "Before I knew how to succumb, suiciding would just get me stuck in crit."
cluwne (as Justice Hice) gibbers, "HONK HONK!"
Cletus Weinstein gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "that's good to know"
Krolov32 states, "Angus MacGrifer has signed up as Botanist."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Angus MacGrifer has signed up as Botanist."
Steve McQueen exclaims, "No!"
Steve McQueen exclaims, "Not that!"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "Ah, good advice. Thank you."
Krotine earned the Adjutant Online medal.
Steve McQueen exclaims, "Jerk!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "Another alternative is to drink ten bottles of Grife-O."
Steve McQueen exclaims, "What the fuck are you doing!"
Steve McQueen exclaims, "Asshole!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) asks, "Because why suicide when you can literally die of drinking too much Soda?"
Steve McQueen exclaims, "Stupid roboticist!"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "Well, I was cluwned at the time."
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "I like that idea"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Ha a guy is walling himself in"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "It's not like I had too many choices."
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "The cluwne spell should really have a chargeup, like shocking grasp."
Doc Slaughter asks, "Hello?"
Cletus Weinstein [145.9] gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
Cletus Weinstein (as Steve McQueen) gibbers, "HONK HONK!!!!"
Cletus Weinstein (as Steve McQueen) gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK!"
Doc Slaughter says, "Fucking shit."
Rickey Bestmin says, "hey could you scan me/"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Richard, that is a smart guy."
Steve McQueen asks, "How fucking long does it take to recover?"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "How long do you have to be holding someone with Shocking Grasp, I can never get it to work"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "It's kind of an unfun gameplay mechanic. Maybe used sparringly, or to force the recipiant to act for the wizard."
Angus MacGrifer says, "Rude"
Angus MacGrifer says, "Anyway"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "As it is, it just spams audio and ruins gameplay."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "although since Dr Katz will probably have thermals soon, he could handily break through that wall and insta-kill him."
Dr. Katznelson says, "mmmm"
Steve McQueen says, "Help me up please."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "He might have thermals already, actually, it's hard to tell with that swat helmet"
Krolov32 states, "Eliott Bousum has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Eliott Bousum has signed up as Staff Assistant."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "cluwnes aren't a "gameplay mechanic""
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "they're cluwnes"
Steve McQueen asks, "Hey Reed can you help me up?"
Dr. Katznelson says, "More"
Dr. Katznelson says, "MORE"
Dr. Katznelson says, "MORE"
Dr. Katznelson says, "I HUNGER FOR MORE FEED ME MORE HUMANS"
Lester K. Chaykin asks, "Can I help you?"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "If I can"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "cluwnes are basically the game saying "fuck you"."
Doc Slaughter says, "Alright, before I break in, I'd like to say I come in peace."
Steve McQueen asks, "Help?"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "is everything saying "fuck you", Devin?"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "I'm building a crystal maze."
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "Pretty much. This game is a vulgar beast."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "aye"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Cluwnes are also pretty much fair game unless they are created by wizards."
Steve McQueen says, "Uhh..."
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, ""Space Station 13" is secretly an anagram for "Fuck you"."
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "It really is. I have no reason to be a cluwne, so a cluwne is basically instant death. I have more fun and options being dead."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "I just like to point out things that are almost equivalent to "fuck you"."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "a cluwne is not basically instant death"
Reed Weeter [145.9] says, "LING IN ROBOTICS"
Reed Weeter says, "LING IN ROBOTICS"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "honestly having seizures is worse than being a cluwne"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "at least you can move as a cluwne"
Steve McQueen says, "I've been permaflashed"
Krolov32 states, "Opiha Savira has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Opiha Savira has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Steve McQueen says, "Thats interesting."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "I've seen cluwnes last longer than some assistants"
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "Cluwning is not instant death. It's an invitation. An invitation to have the most annoying aural and textual spam ever. Or something of the sorts."
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) says, "Aww I wasn't done with my mural"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "what gold said"
Doc Slaughter asks, "Where's all the shit?"
DEAD: Ghost (Myles Fitzgerald) asks, "What happened to the AI?"
Lester K. Chaykin asks, "Shit?"
Doc Slaughter says, "That was in here, I mean."
Doc Slaughter says, "Thank you."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "Take it all."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "If you want."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "I don't really care, was just tidying up."
Opiha Savira [145.9] says, "Its so quiet"
Opiha Savira says, "Its so quiet"
Doc Slaughter says, "A saxophone seems to be missing."
Opiha Savira asks, "What are you doing?"
Galactic Federation Update


Anomaly Alert


Spatial anomaly detected on the station. There is no additional data.


Lester K. Chaykin says, "Oh yes, that was stolen from me. A guy disarmed me and fucked off."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "I'm building THE CRYSTAL MAZE"
BruleMaster 9000 [145.9] states, "Se--ZAP"
BruleMaster 9000 states, "Se--ZAP"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) asks, "wait, what? Dr Katz doesn't have a captain level ID?"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "He had... big hair."
Doc Slaughter asks, "Is a NORTH facing table what should be built here?"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "Kind of like an afro."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "Yup."
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "Katz was able to pop into QM no problem."
Doc Slaughter asks, "Or is it SOUTH facing?"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "North."
BruleMaster 9000 [145.9] declares, "secuirty to robotics!"
BruleMaster 9000 declares, "secuirty to robotics!"
Doc Slaughter says, "Ah"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "And..."
Doc Slaughter says, "Thanks."
Dr. Katznelson says, "Oh what the fuck"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "It was kind of greenish yellow hair."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "Well, greenish brown."
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "Katz has a Captain ID."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "Could have been a QM outfit."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "He got a red light from the robotics door."
Doc Slaughter says, "Alright"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "oh"
Krolov32 states, "Tad Ghostly has signed up as Botanist."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Tad Ghostly has signed up as Botanist."
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I wonder hwat it's like to be a buttbot."
Eliott Bousum exclaims, "ish party time!"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "I wonder butt it's butt to be a buttbot."
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "More like buttbutt"
ÿ!Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "butt wonder butt butt butt to butt butt butt buttbot"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) asks, "So is Katz dead or something?"
Lester K. Chaykin [145.9] says, "But my crystal maze..."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "But my crystal maze..."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "is the station not aware of Katz or do they just not give a shit?"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "Butt butt butt butt to butt butt buttbutt."
Doc Slaughter says, "Ah man"
Doc Slaughter [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Doc Slaughter says, "FUCK"
Tad Ghostly says, "..."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Awwwww poor Doc Slaughter"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "or is everyone who did care dead?"
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "I saw complaints about Katz, then didn't hear much until he flew in my door and spat in my face"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "butt butt butt butt butt butt butt buttbutt"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Yeah, that's pretty much a description of this round, Gold."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "iigggsshh pparrggyy gggg,,mee"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "HAHAHA WHAT"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "iimmmm sshhhoo ggraasshhheeddd"
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "I'm still at a loss for words."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "is anyone seeing this shit"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, ""I disregarded Katz's burtal domination of the entire station and then got killed"""
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Welp."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Fucking Katz."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "brutal, even"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "doc that was that funniest thing ever"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) asks, "The bit where Doc got back up, and started throwing shards at Katz, naked and without air?"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "I was able to severely injure him."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "With glass shards."
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "Nice try, Doc... very nice try."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "I feel confident in my sexuality."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "naked, without air, and in fucking space"
Dr. Katznelson says, "mmm"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I once got put in critical by a glass shard."
Dr. Katznelson says, "MMM MMM UMMMMM"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "Reminds me of the time I was fresh out of the cloner, and took out the Traitor captain and a rogue borg with just my hands."
Eliott Bousum [145.9] stammers, "gggrreeww,, ii ggnooooww ii aaa ddddrruunnnghh,,, buugg iiii wwaaaanngghfff ggoo shhaayy iii lloovvee yyoouu aaallll"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "gggrreeww,, ii ggnooooww ii aaa ddddrruunnnghh,,, buugg iiii wwaaaanngghfff ggoo shhaayy iii lloovvee yyoouu aaallll"
Krolov32 states, "Shaft Ballsworth has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Shaft Ballsworth has signed up as Staff Assistant."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "hey Doc, at least you're being absorbed by him. I was just carelessly tossed out an airlock by him."
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "I'm at the point that while you hurt him bad, I don't think any one person could drop him."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Well, a wrench can do a lot of damage to an individual."
Steve McQueen says, "suicide"
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "I don't think anything could take him out at this point"
Krolov32 states, "Skylar Popcollar has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Skylar Popcollar has signed up as Staff Assistant."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "If I were throwing crystal glass shards, I would've dropped him."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "He can enter horror form"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Awwwww poor guy"
Skylar Popcollar [145.9] says, "SCUM SIGNING IN"
Skylar Popcollar says, "SCUM SIGNING IN"
Skylar Popcollar says, "'LETS DO THIS"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "mmmoovvee yya ggooodddaammmnn mooggeeeeyy!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "A player who reaches this level of complete station annihilation should just become a tempmin by default."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "If my jury-rigged flash-flamer weren't out of power, I would've gotten him with that."
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "It helps that the wizard softened up the crew by cluwning half of us."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Changeling is easy as hell."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "yeah, the overclock flashes pretty much run out after one use."
Eliott Bousum [145.9] stammers, "PPPaarrggyyy iinn ddduuee bbaarr,,, ffrrrreeeeee aallgggoohhool!!"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "PPPaarrggyyy iinn ddduuee bbaarr,,, ffrrrreeeeee aallgggoohhool!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Especially in mixed rounds, which I assume this is."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Ling is pretty powerful, but it kind of has to be."
Krolov32 states, "Mantis Toboggan has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Mantis Toboggan has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Delita43 earned the Black And Blue medal.
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Wizards are usually really obvious to the crew, and will attract all their attention, while the ling can do whatever the hell it wants."
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "Whenever I'm a ling, I just sort of chill out because I'm terrible at fighting people."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) asks, "Also, was the ling the captain throughout the round?"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Yeah, if ling wasn't slightly OP, it wouldn't be quite as horrifying, which is kind of the point."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "i ggoowww wwwhheeennn ii hhaavee hhhaad eeenoouuggh"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Or did he just absorb the original captain>"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "hiii fffrriiiieeennnddd"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Well, nobody cares if it's OP."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Poor Opiha"
Skylar Popcollar says, "FUCK THE PAIN AWAY"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "I sure as hell don't."
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "Yeah, but this guy has almost supernatural senses of where people are - he enters the room and you hit the floor. You have no chance against this guy make your time."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "I feel as though just about anything in this game can be OP if used properly"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "It's a good challenge."
Skylar Popcollar says, "I NEED BEER"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "The developers thought of quite a few situations."
Dr. Katznelson says, "Come on hurry"
Skylar Popcollar [145.9] says, "THERE ISN'T A KEG ALIVE I CAN'T BEAT."
Skylar Popcollar says, "THERE ISN'T A KEG ALIVE I CAN'T BEAT."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "It even has the failsafe abom-mode, which can allow it to take out the security team that it attracted."
Opiha earned the Black And Blue medal.
Eliott Bousum stammers, "frrreeeeeee bbbbeeerr aaaallll aarroooouunnddd!!!!"
DEAD: Unknown (as Opiha Savira) gasps, "Damn changeling"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "I feel like it would be a bit more interesting if say some people weren't compatible with the Ling though."
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "And they've probably witnessed hundreds of situations they didn't imagine possible."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "I'm probably going to save this chat log and post it to the forums so Katz knows exactly how much the station fears him."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "iimm sshhhho ddrunnggh,, buugg i lvvooee yyuu mmann"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "But of course it has some weaknesses, that's what makes it unique."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "yyoou aaarree mmyy eeshhggg ffrreiidd"
Skylar Popcollar says, "I LOVE YOU MAN tOOO"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "I don't fear him."
Mantis Toboggan says, "shit"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "oohhh ggggoodd iiim sshhhoo ddddrruungggh"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "I did some actual damage to him."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "With glass shards."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "Abomination isn't a failsafe mode, it's a KILL EVERYTHING mode"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "In space."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Respect robustness"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "While he was grabbing me."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "yyyooouu gggggoo aa lgghgggg?? iiii ggog sshhoommee ssmmooggeeshh"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "And with no clothes."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "ii nnneeedddd aaa ggoooorrrghh oorr igggnniigerr"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "It was impressive."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Changeling =/= robust"
Skylar Popcollar asks, "lighter huh?"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "yeeeeshh"
Dr. Katznelson says, "The Dying crew"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "No reason to hail someone for being average."
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "The first time I've gone abom was yesterday. It was fun."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "No no, I mean in general, he's a robust player. He could do most of this without Ling powers"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "This changeling == robust"
Dr. Katznelson says, "How their screams echo as music in my ears"
Dr. Katznelson says, "We shall eat them HONK"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Of course he could."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "I'm not saying he's not robust on his own."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Because he IS."
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I got to simaltaneously be a death monster, AND sponsorship for Grife-O."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "But ling isn't a commendable antag role."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "How is that Tyrone?"
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "I've been 'ling twice. I'm terrible at it. I can't do what he did, not yet."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Fair enough Soc"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Doc*"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "It's not very impressive to stealth-kill someone by using all your powers."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Is all I'm saying."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "True, Doc, but that's kind of the point of the changeling."
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Aye, I getcha"
DEAD: Unknown (as Mantis Toboggan) gasps, "I got killed doing a good thing"
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Anyway, I had a fun death."
Eliott Bousum [145.9] stammers, "JJJaaanniigooor gggoo dddduuee bbaaarr,, i ppuugeeeeddd eeveeerryywwwhheerre"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "JJJaaanniigooor gggoo dddduuee bbaaarr,, i ppuugeeeeddd eeveeerryywwwhheerre"
Krolov32 states, "Kilbas Corraine has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Krolov32 [145.9] states, "Kilbas Corraine has signed up as Staff Assistant."
ÿ!Alert: 2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I've never done anything commendable as antag."
ÿ!Alert: 1 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "It's amazing that I've been playing this game for almost two years now."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "I hope that laser gun he left outside is empty..."
Lester K. Chaykin [145.9] exclaims, "TOOOOO THE CRYSTAL DOME!"
Lester K. Chaykin exclaims, "TOOOOO THE CRYSTAL DOME!"
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "shit son"
Eliott Bousum [145.9] stammers, "WWAAIIgg FFFRROOOO MMMMEEE!!!"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "WWAAIIgg FFFRROOOO MMMMEEE!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I got close to releasing the SIng once, but then I got caught."
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "where the air at"
Lester K. Chaykin [145.9] exclaims, "Fabulous prizes wait within the Crystal Maze!"
Lester K. Chaykin exclaims, "Fabulous prizes wait within the Crystal Maze!"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Man."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "If only I'd discovered it sooner."
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "I actually become the worst player ever, everytime I become an antag."
Lester K. Chaykin [145.9] exclaims, "Located within the warehouse, come now, let's have fun in the crystal maze!"
Lester K. Chaykin exclaims, "Located within the warehouse, come now, let's have fun in the crystal maze!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I'd gathered all the tools, but I didn't have the access."
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) says, "I've released Sing twice - once as traitor, once by accident setting it up."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "iiii ssshhhoo asssggeedd"
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "fuck no, I'm the worst player ever"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "I'm actually really jittery whenever I go antag."
DEAD: Unknown (as Salem Blackwater) gasps, "how old is this game exactly?"
DEAD: Ghost (Clyde Sunstroke) says, "I do to Tyrone and Devon"
DEAD: Ghost (Spetznaz Spiff) says, "*scrdsay He means best player"
DEAD: Ghost (Clyde Sunstroke) says, "Decin*"
DEAD: Ghost (Clyde Sunstroke) says, "Devin*"
DEAD: ADMIN(GorillaMyDreams) says, "He means best player ever"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "So I basically just asked to be let in."
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "I get spawned shit by admins most rounds and then I just sit around and drink beer"
DEAD: ADMIN(GorillaMyDreams) says, "SKYLAR POPCOLLAR IS THE BEST PLAYER EVER"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "hhheeeelllloo frrreeiinnddsshhhh!!"
Cletus Weinstein [145.9] gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!"
Cletus Weinstein (as Steve McQueen) gibbers, "HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!"
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) says, "I bombed myself in a round where I was the only Antag."
Steve McQueen exclaims, "Let me die!!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "Soy ou can guess what happened ot me then."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "We are one..."
Steve McQueen says, "FUCCCCKKK"
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Join with us..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Join with us..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Join with us..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Join with us..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Sssssss..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Sssssss..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Sssssss..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Sssssss..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "We are one..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "We are one..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "We are one..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "We are one..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Sssssss..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Sssssss..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Join with us..."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Join with us..."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "iimm shhoo ddrruuuunngggghhh"
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "bestest"
Eliott Bousum stammers, " nneeeeddd hhheellpp"
Rickey Bestmin says, "i think he wants you"
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "halp goeroge melons if grifding me"
DEAD: Ghost (Devin Pfeifer) says, "Bestester than everyone else, Skylar is."
Eliott Bousum stammers, "hii frreeiiinddssh"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "i aalliiienn ffreeeeiidd!"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "I wish there would me more of that one gimmick round htat turned everything into Six Days a Sacrifice."
Shambling Abomination screeches, "Join with us..."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "If I killed the ling with glass shards, this would've been one of my best rounds."
DEAD: Ghost (cluwne) asks, "Two acid projectiles from one spit?"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "Next time I'm just going to carry tons of crystal glass with me."
Rickey Bestmin says, "you can have him"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "hhooowww aarre yyouu aalliien frreeeiinnddd??"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "oww!!!"
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "I remember geting a objective telling me all people are kegs one round"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "dohohoh"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "For emergency weapons."
Lester K. Chaykin says, "life"
DEAD: Ghost (Tyrone Saxophone Jones) says, "LIVE, LESTER, LIVE"
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Oh God, they're toast"
Eliott Bousum stammers, "bblaarrgg!"
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "and I just spawned me a changing suit, and emped myself"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "I enjoyed being in a fantasy land"
OOC is now enabled.
Objective #1: Ensure that Gnome Chompski escapes on the shuttle. ÿFailed
Objective #2: Have your butt removed somehow by the end of the round. ÿFailed
The crew's final score is:
23421
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The changeling was Shambling Abomination (played by Zako2)
Absorbed DNA: 8
Objective #1: Absorb the DNA of at least 10 more crew members in addition to the one you started with, and escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
The changeling was Unknown (played by Wharrgarbl)
Objective #1: Absorb the DNA of at least 10 more crew members in addition to the one you started with, and escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
The changeling was Tad Ghostly (played by ILaughedMyEyes)
Absorbed DNA: 2
Objective #1: Absorb the DNA of at least 10 more crew members in addition to the one you started with, and escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. ÿ Success
Myles Fitzgerald (played by Drevoak) was a vampire!
Objective #1: SECRET VAMPIRE BONANZA ÿ Success
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
The vampire has failed!
monkey (c82b) (played by Reechee3) was a changeling!
Objective #1: SECRET CHANGELING BONANZA ÿ Success
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
The changeling has failed!
Buddy Chumps (played by Willfrey) was a wizard!
Objective #1: SECRET WIZARD BONANZA ÿ Success
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
The wizard has failed!
Aranyus Interuptus (played by LordGobulcoque) was a traitor!
Objective #1: SECRET TRAITOR BONANZA ÿ Success
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. ÿ Success
The traitor was successful!
The following crewmembers completed all of their Crew Objectives:
Rickey Bestmin (Rosinbeard)
Good job!
OOC: Erdenshire: Nice job Katz. Very nice job.
Eliott Bousum stammers, "iii mmmgoooooo drruuuunnnngghhhh"
Lester K. Chaykin says, "the warehouse"
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "ran around with a deringer and got away with shit"
OOC: BrilliantGnome: Alright, good job Katz.
OOC: Fwiffo: SS13 isn't ready for the CRYSTAL DOME.
DEAD: Skylar Popcollar gasps, "hos didn't want to bust me I was so bad"
OOC: BrilliantGnome: I almost killed you with glass shards.
OOC: Wydamn: ha ha, on the ending window it said "Noone escaped!"
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "But anyway, congratulations."
DEAD: Ghost (Doc Slaughter) says, "To Katz."
OOC: Gigapuddi420: yeah, shuttle is broke
DEAD: Ghost (Richard Gordge) says, "Agreed"
OOC: Steve The Mighty: You were a good antag.
OOC: Zako2: One of the rare times I be a changeling I kill the entire crew
Eliott Bousum stammers, "sshoooo drruunnnggh"

[Wydamn]

Shoot, I just realized that the code tag doesn't prevent massive text walls on mobile.

[Klayboxx]

This is always fun. I used to do out all the time as a chef and now I do it as a scientist. Janitor and botanist are also up there for fun rampaging

[Katznelson]

Just a quick fact check:

I was the captain Changling, I killed the RD first because I wanted his bomb. I borged him with everyone looking at me.

Bombed security to ensure a safety net. Security died quickly.

Proceed to ignore my goals because FUCK GOALS. I spaced people just because I was vulnerable to a mass counter-attack. I used the chapel to space the first five people then the airlocks. I just ran around stinging and spitting at random because I knew concentrating on one person would be VERY bad.

Attacked robotics but called it quits after I found one borg and three guys armed to the teeth. Tried to escape but found out the spatial tear had cut across the maintenance exit and the main doors were locked for some strange reason.

[Katznelson]

And remember, I did this without eating people. I ate people only after I called the shuttle because I needed to buff up.

[Oddball]

The whole "kill the whole station" thing is a bit overplayed and boring. All it takes is maybe 10 minutes of being clever to wipe out security then the rest of the crew is pretty much free game.

I definitely prefer traitors who are clever and creative, staging huge stunts or hostage situations (difficult to pull off but great, I remember one round the CE actually built a cell in space, filled it with air and then captured the captain inside by using a hand teleporter.) It makes the round more fun. No one likes sitting out of the round and watching one guy rampage AGAIN, especially if they make themselves nigh unkillable via stim abuse or cloaks with no thermals around.

Though, on the other hand, it does take some player skill to do it and I applaud the people who can.

[kyle2143]

I don't have the chat log unfortunately and I didn't do this alone so I don't know if it counts, but here is a brief summary of a round where I and Dotty Spud turned the entire station into monkeys a couple weeks ago.

I was a traitor genetecist and only had to kill a couple people and then survive until the end of the round. 30 minutes in I had killed both targets and nobody was the wiser except for one annoying scientist I sent down a disposals chute earlier, luckily nobody cared what he had to say about me, but his yelling was getting annoying so I went back to genetics where he was waiting for me to finish him off. I mindslaved Dotty Spud (a Staff Assistant who was standing in the room and then I killed the scientist. Since I already completed my objectives, I had no orders to give Dotty; so he suggested that we monkey everyone on the station.

For the first couple minutes we just made a bunch of injectors and then found random people in the hall, tased them, and put them in the DNA modifier and then I threw them down disposals. After about 6 or 7 monkeys were sent to disposals, I went down there and walled it off so they couldn't escape from monkey prison. But Dotty just released the ones he monkeyed back onto the station. In a short while almost everyone was a monkey except those pesky new arrivals, then we got those and bolted down the arrivals shuttle. Unfortunately, one of those new arrivals was an engineer who decided to release the monkeys from prison and then about 10 or so more monkeys were out to kill me and Dotty.

Somehow the monkey hoard managed to obtain a taser, some banana peels, and a c-saber. They were using some sort of teamwork to try and trip us with the peels and then beat us to death, but it didn't work too well, still admirable though. I think one of them managed to stun Dotty at some point, but I think I got there and killed that monkey before Dotty was hurt much. All that was left to do, was monkey the miners who just arrived to wait for the escape shuttle. Unfortunately, I had no spacesuit and we couldn't really fight them so I think only one of them got monkeyed by Dotty or something.

TL;DR: After 30 minutes of doing nothing interesting as a traitor, decided to monkey the entire station with my mindslave.

[icarus]

i was actually pretty close to taking down katnelzon, i should've made gas crysto instead of just trying to splash it on him when we were both moving high speed + i was drug stung

anyway there was one round where a clown managed to stun and de-radio like 10 people (including me), chaircuff them to the courtroom chairs, and then played a round of trivia to the death, we'd almost've been roasted if one roboticist didn't manage to escape and start shooting him