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PDA hilarity thread
#1
I fucking love PDAs

Quote:The current game mode is a secret!
Possibilities: changeling, conspiracy, gang, mixed, nuclear emergency, traitor, and wizard
OOC has been automatically disabled until the round ends.
Your OPTIONAL Crew Objectives are as follows:
Objective #1: Ensure that Gnome Chompski escapes on the shuttle.
You are the Staff Assistant.
Your pin to your ID is: 1649
Adam Holdeman is the captain!
Enjoy the game!
Your icons have been generated!
Buttbot is the AI!
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Chip King has signed up as Geneticist."
You have added the metal to the backpack.
You have added the glass to the backpack.
Nosmir McAwesome has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!
You have added the wirecutters to the utility belt.
Chip King lays down a hedonistic riff on his saxophone!
You have added the crowbar to the utility belt.
You will now weld when you attack.
You have added the weldingtool to the utility belt.
Buttbot [145.9] queries, "Butt?"
You insert Network Diagnostics Cart into PDA-Arhma Geddan.
You have added the wrench to the utility belt.
You have added the fire extinguisher to the backpack.
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Roger Owen Butt Butt, Butt Butt Buut Miner."
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "Hue"
Arhma Geddan says, "Hue"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "David Bailey Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Head of Personnel."
Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "AI, I order you to, from now on, replace all conjunctions with "butt""
Arhma Geddan says, "AI, I order you to, from now on, replace all conjunctions with "butt""
Luis Smith [145.9] says, "help"
Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!
Buttbot [145.9] states, "John Aeiou Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Janitor."
Philip Farmer [145.9] asks, "where?"
Arthur Howard has added the crowbar to the utility belt!
Buttbot [145.9] states, "John Fleetfoot Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Geneticist."
System Empire Update

Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.

Philip Farmer [145.9] asks, "AI, is luis smith alive?"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Luis is not on the butt cameras"
Isaac Kirkhope throws Breath Mask.
David Bailey [145.9] says, "What about the non-butt cameras/"
John Aeiou [145.9] asks, "Who wants to join the TUNNEL HONKS!?"
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "That sounds amazing"
Arhma Geddan says, "That sounds amazing"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Kai Leng Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Roboticist."
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "But no"
Arhma Geddan says, "But no"
Boingx earned the High Voltage medal.
Philip Farmer [145.9] says, "gang leaders, come to the bridge to talk"
Buttbot [145.9] queries, "Non butt cameras?"
Sham Poo tries to disarm Adam Holdeman!
Duck Hartland [145.9] says, "uh gud"
Duck Hartland [145.9] exclaims, "Svedeesh - Bork Bork Bork!"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "We have those? Because all I can see on the cameras are assholes."
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "ahahahaha"
Arhma Geddan says, "ahahahaha"
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "Best AI"
Arhma Geddan says, "Best AI"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Devin Jowers Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Chaplain."
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Jason Curry Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Botanist."
The soda machine beeps, "The taste of nature!"
Mark Ross shakes Mark Ross trying to wake Mark Ross up!
Mark Ross shakes Mark Ross trying to wake Mark Ross up!
Mark Ross shakes Mark Ross trying to wake Mark Ross up!
Mark Ross shakes Mark Ross trying to wake Mark Ross up!
Mark Ross shakes Mark Ross trying to wake Mark Ross up!
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "AI unlock the bridge"
Nosmir McAwesome [145.9] says, "hElp1"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Robert Green Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Staff Assistant."
Anus Gander [145.9] says, "ReeP een peeces me"
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "The captain is walling off the bridge"
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Robert Green [145.9] says, "Butt Butt"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Singularity Butt butt, butt free."
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "Wut"
Arhma Geddan says, "Wut"
David Bailey [145.9] asks, "Wait, seriously?"
Robert Green [145.9] exclaims, "Oh butt butt!"
Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!
Buttbot [145.9] states, "The Stalker Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Medical Doctor."
David Bailey [145.9] says, "That was fast."
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "They don't even get BUILT this fast normally"
Arhma Geddan says, "They don't even get BUILT this fast normally"
Arhma Geddan [145.9] says, "I don't even"
Arhma Geddan says, "I don't even"
Anus Gander [145.9] says, "burk"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "RIP Sham Poo."
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Engineers butt butt, scrwdriver butt face butt butt chapel mass driver"
Robert Green [145.9] says, "Buttbot, please butt butt open emergency internals storage"
John Fleetfoot [145.9] says, "AI open this door"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "James Kirk Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Chief Engineer."
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Jim Joffee Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Engineer."
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Arc Fox Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Engineer."
monkey [145.9] chimpers
John Fleetfoot [145.9] says, "tahnks babe"
James Kirk [145.9] asks, "Oh so the singularity already got relased?"
Charlie Horse [145.9] says, "Huh, singularity actually is free"
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "The captain is walling off the comms computer"
James Kirk [145.9] says, "thanks guys you are really going above and beyond today."
Philip Farmer [145.9] says, "AI, please open the bridge blast doors"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Redbeard Rum Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Security Officer."
You look closely at Duck Hartland.
*---------*
This is Duck Hartland!
Duck Hartland is wearing a Grey Jumpsuit.
Duck Hartland has a Radio Headset by his mouth.
Duck Hartland has a PDA-Duck Hartland on his belt.
Duck Hartland has a backpack on his back.
Duck Hartland is wearing Duck Hartland's ID Card (Staff Assistant).
*---------*
Philip Farmer [145.9] says, "AI"
Arhma Geddan is trying to take off Duck Hartland's ID Card (Staff Assistant) from Duck Hartland's uniform!
Arhma Geddan is trying to take off a backpack from Duck Hartland's back!
Arhma Geddan is trying to take off Grey Jumpsuit from Duck Hartland's body!
Arhma Geddan is trying to take off the PDA-Duck Hartland from Duck Hartland's belt!
Arhma Geddan is trying to take off the Black Shoes from Duck Hartland's feet!
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Dane Fisher Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Staff Assistant."
Arhma Geddan is trying to take off the Radio Headset from Duck Hartland's ears!
monkey [145.9] chimpers
The locker has been unlocked by the monkey (114).
monkey [145.9] chimpers
You have added the flash to the backpack.
Damian Petrov [145.9] stammers, "CCaapttttaaiin iiss aa ttrrrraiitooor"
The monkey (114) has added the flash to the backpack!
Damian Petrov [145.9] stammers, "HHHe wwaleedddd offf tthhee bbbrrriiiiddddggeeee anndd ss wwalllliinnngg ooffff ttthhe ccommmmssss ccoommpppuutttteer"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "RD butt butt disposals butt captain handcuffed, bridge"
Chip King [145.9] says, "All crew come on by genetics to get scanned. You may need it with the singularity mucking about."
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Walter Poehl Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Staff Assistant."
*beep*
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "Actually captain it is, you don't own the bridge"
Leopold Stratner [145.9] exclaims, "the teleportation lab is now open to all that want to use it, why walk when you can warp!"
Philip Farmer [145.9] says, "rd, come out"
Robert Green [145.9] says, "Armed butt butt monkey in security butt"
Stanley Howler [145.9] says, "monkey 114 stole sec crap"
David Bailey [145.9] says, "Free all access ID to whoever kills these shitty fucking monkeys."
Philip Farmer [145.9] asks, "singularity still loose?"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Unfantastic Drake Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Engineer."
The Albert jumps!
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Butt Monkey butt butt stun baton butt Sec"
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] says, "Butts to you too AI"
*beep*
Robert Green: Hey
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Hm?
*beep*
Yorick R.: Hey?
*beep*
Paper S. Napkin: yes?
*beep*
Kai Leng: Yes?
*beep*
James Kirk: Hey
*beep*
Leopold Stratner: whats up rob?
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: yeah?
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: What can i do for you?
*beep*
Stanley Howler: ...what?
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "Janitor attacking me"
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: Hello. How are you doing?
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "HoS there's a dead guy in sec"
David Bailey [145.9] asks, "Could someone let the monkeys know that stealing the HoP's ID then asking for an ID change is a shitty fucking think to do?"
*beep*
Louis Davis: Hi
*beep*
Robert Green: Uhh, the sing kinda trapped me, mind helping or something? radio is malfunctioning
David Bailey [145.9] says, "Also now I'm trapped in customs."
*beep*
Robert Green: I love writing text messages to myself
*beep*
James Kirk: Ok
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "Where is the sing"
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: where are you at?
*beep*
James Kirk: Where are you at?
System Empire Update

Biohazard Alert

Confirmed outbreak of level 7 viral biohazard aboard Military Waypoint 99. All personnel must contain the outbreak.

*beep*
Stanley Howler: where?
*beep*
Paper S. Napkin: ok where
Super Protector Friend III-260 rotates slowly around in a circle.
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: Sure, where are you? Engineering?
Philip Farmer [145.9] asks, "where are you trapped?"
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: will try
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Cant help untrap you if I dont know where you are
*beep*
Robert Green: Can't see, no light
David Bailey [145.9] says, "Customs. I just said that"
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: Do I need a bomb or something?
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Bad Wolf Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Botanist."
Philip Farmer [145.9] asks, "AI, where0s robert green?"
Philip Farmer [145.9] asks, "AI, where0s robert green?"
John Fleetfoot [145.9] says, "AI where is robert green"
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Cant really help you then.
*beep*
Kai Leng: I'll do my best, where are you?
Buttbot [145.9] states, "singularity butt butt away butt station."
*beep*
Leopold Stratner: dont you know where you are at all
Leopold Stratner [145.9] says, "ill just teleport him out"
Robert Green [145.9] says, "Someone is writing text messages with ThinkDOS: It's not actually my PDA"
Dawson Sagan [145.9] says, "AI, can you please locate Robert Green? He's in some sort of trouble."
Adam Holdeman [145.9] says, "the HoS thinks he's captain of this ship"
monkey [145.9] chimpers
*beep*
Jim Joffee: You do anything to aggervate him, or what?
Dawson Sagan [145.9] says, "Oh"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Robert butt butt Sec office"
Stanley Howler [145.9] says, "can an electrician please hack the manufacturer next to QM"
James Kirk [145.9] asks, "It's not actually you?"
James Kirk [145.9] says, "Ok"
Robert Green [145.9] says, "No"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Robert butt butt courtroom"
*beep*
Robert Green: I was braindead, I'm assuming someone dragged me somewhere and now i'm where the sing ate through, i'm assuming. I see space
Damian Petrov [145.9] asks, "Hey CE are you still alive?"
James Kirk [145.9] says, "Yup I'm still up"
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: where the hell are you you fucking fuck
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: what is your name?
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: stop watching me
Damian Petrov [145.9] asks, "Can you unwall the bridge?"
James Kirk [145.9] says, "Working on that right now."
Buttbot [145.9] states, "butt bar."
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: i will murder your kids
Leopold Stratner [145.9] asks, "who is calling that disress signal?"
Dawson Sagan [145.9] asks, "AI, how many Robert Greens can you detect on station?"
*beep*
Robert Green: We space now
*beep*
Kai Leng: I just saw you run out of a maintenace shaft
Buttbot [145.9] states, "One"
Walter Poehl [145.9] says, "RIP"
*beep*
Jim Joffee: What??
Leopold Stratner [145.9] says, "if you stay where you are i can teleport you out"
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: we space some mo
David Bailey [145.9] says, "AI, locate monkey 114."
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: What do you have on you?
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Frank Horrigan Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Medical Doctor."
*beep*
Robert Green: I'm naked
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "AI set the teleporter to the teleporter"
*beep*
John Mcgeegerton: NOOOO! ROBERT!
Buttbot [145.9] states, "butt 114 butt your location"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Carter Fea Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Electrician."
*beep*
Paper S. Napkin: toooooooooooooooooooooo much info
Damian Petrov [145.9] asks, "Why don't you use the RCD instead of taking the wall down manually?"
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: You have nothing but your PDA?
*beep*
Kai Leng: Then someone else has your identity.
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Butt Set"
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Im working on something in maintence halls, if I see you, ill drag you out
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: how are you naked in space
Robert Green [145.9] says, "AI, stop tracking me, I'm not actually sending all of those text messages...hell, I'm even receiving messages from MYSELF"
*beep*
Robert Green: I have my radio, but the sing interfered with it
John Aeiou [145.9] says, "There's a voice in my head telling me to... kill everyone..."
*beep*
Devin Jowers: hello
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "AI the teleporter is still set for the bridgge"
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: when i find you you will die
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Change the frequency?
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "Oh god I have space madness"
*beep*
Redbeard Rum: just take it off and change the settings back to normal, then
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Malachi Stubbs Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Staff Assistant."
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "Bridge, even"
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: can you tell me who you are so I can ask buttbot to locate you?
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Butt Mistake, butt butt set butt teleporter"
Super Protector Friend III-260 waves at Albert.
*beep*
Robert Green: OH GOD LING
*beep*
Jim Joffee: What?
System Empire Update

Payroll Announcement

The payroll has been suspended until further notice. No further wages will be paid until the payroll is resumed.

James Kirk [145.9] says, "I couldn't find the RCD"
*beep*
Redbeard Rum: Where?
*beep*
Devin Jowers: Who is it?
Stanley Howler [145.9] says, "the electrician with a crayzy moustach tried to hack into EVA"
John Aeiou [145.9] says, "HELP"
John Aeiou [145.9] says, "GIANT BLACK WIDOW"
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: I have no maintenance access, I can't come and find you. Where are you?
John Aeiou [145.9] says, "KILLING ME"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Barnacle Jim Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Staff Assistant."
John Aeiou [145.9] says, "HELP IN THE FUCKING BRIG"
*beep*
Robert Green: UNKNOWN SPACE FLOATING
John Aeiou [145.9] says, "HELP IN THE FUCKING BRIG"
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "No"
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Does it have red eyes?
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "You're just insane"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "butt butt in butt head, Aeiou"
*beep*
Robert Green: gasmask
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: I cant get into any of the maitnance tunnels sorry man
John Aeiou [145.9] says, "OH MY GOOOOD"
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Ill see what I can do
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: identify things near you that i will use to kill you
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Humble Bee Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Security Officer."
*beep*
Robert Green: PLEASE HELP
*beep*
Devin Jowers: God is with you
*beep*
Kai Leng: SEND HELP TO ENGINEERING. I CANNOT BREATHE.
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Just stay in rest and you'll be finnee
*beep*
Redbeard Rum: Where in space?
Humble Bee [145.9] says, "who is robert green and why is he beeping me"
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "HoS, the Captain is taking the walls down for my sector"
*beep*
Robert Green: I DONT KNOW
Bad Wolf [145.9] says, "have you noticed all the PDA actoivity"
John Fleetfoot [145.9] says, "If someone sees unknown floating around space chances are its the guy with robert greens pda"
*beep*
Devin Jowers: I will pray deeply for you
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: You told me before you were naked besides your PDA and radio, and now your naked with a gas mask in space? It sounds like you're putting me on.
Damian Petrov [145.9] says, "Or putting them up or something"
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: you are wearing no suit in space
Malachi Stubbs [145.9] says, "rip me"
*beep*
Robert Green: I don't have gasmask, ling
*beep*
Redbeard Rum: what's the lings name?
*beep*
Unfantastic Drake: you need to die, changeling
*beep*
Robert Green: Fucking unknown
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: How do you expect me to help if I can't find you, then?
Redbeard Rum [145.9] says, "AI, locate unknown, if you can"
*beep*
Robert Green: Send someone to help!!!
*beep*
Jim Joffee: I dont know where you are!
*beep*
Redbeard Rum: Space is kind of big, it'll be difficult to send them to you when we don't know where you are
Buttbot [145.9] states, "butt butt no unknowns butt the butt cameras"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Pauly Poo Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Staff Assistant."
Dawson Sagan [145.9] exclaims, "HEY EVERYONE, SOMEWHERE A NAKED ROBERT GREEN NEEDS HELP APPARENTLY! GO TO SOMEWHERE TO HELP HIM!"
Super Protector Friend III-260 rotates slowly around in a circle.
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] says, "HE IS IN SPACE AND I WILL KILL HIM"
Dawson Sagan [145.9] says, "That's a pretty Unfantastic thing to do."
Robert Green [145.9] says, "No, somebody is using a ThinkDOS computer to send PDA spam with my name on it...I'm not actually using my PDA"
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Haven Alistrad Butt Butt, Butt Butt Butt Staff Assistant."
Robert Green [145.9] says, "No, somebody is using a ThinkDOS computer to send PDA spam with my name on it...I'm not actually using my PDA"
Robert Green [145.9] says, "No, somebody is using a ThinkDOS computer to send PDA spam with my name on it...I'm not actually using my PDA"
Humble Bee [145.9] asks, "i jsut got a message saying they are watching me.. what does this me? who is watching me?"
Adam Holdeman [145.9] says, "I'm the traitor."
Adam Holdeman [145.9] exclaims, "You cunt!"
David Bailey [145.9] says, "They are, Humble."
Devin Jowers [145.9] exclaims, "No, he was eatten and you are the changeling!"
Robert Green [145.9] says, "Quite the practical joker"
Robert Green [145.9] says, "Quite the practical joker"
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] says, "Adam the traitor"
Pauly Poo [145.9] says, "OH GOSH THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME"
Humble Bee [145.9] says, "who is "they""
monkey [145.9] chimpers
Pauly Poo [145.9] says, "aaaa"
Haven Alistrad [145.9] says, "OH FUCK, THEY"RE AFTER ME"
Pauly Poo [145.9] says, "HONK"
Pauly Poo [145.9] exclaims, "are you guys having fun today because I am!"
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] stammers, "HHeelllpp sseeecccc iiiiss aa tttrrriittorr"
Devin Jowers [145.9] exclaims, "I am in a trash cart!"
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] stammers, "eeee iiss kkkkeepiinnggg me hhoosstttaggee"
Devin Jowers [145.9] exclaims, "Help!"
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] stammers, "HHHHelpppp"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] asks, "Devin, where are you?"
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] stammers, "ec rooouuuue"
Devin Jowers [145.9] exclaims, "Trash cart, I am being dragged around!"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] asks, "Where?"
Pauly Poo [145.9] says, "I MUST RETURN TO MY PEOPLE"
Devin Jowers [145.9] exclaims, "John Aeiou is dragging me through QM maintenence!"
Pauly Poo [145.9] says, "..hoooook"
*beep*
Robert Green: hi
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: hi
*beep*
Devin Jowers: hello
Buttbot [145.9] states, "Butt hope butt fun butt space madness."
Devin Jowers [145.9] exclaims, "Oh god I am at escape!"
*beep*
Robert Green: found his PDA in maint
Devin Jowers [145.9] exclaims, "Now I am at disposals!"
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] says, "Arc fox is going to kill me nooo"
*beep*
Pauly Poo: Oh man!
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: oh boy where was his corpse
*beep*
Pauly Poo: Honk?
Unfantastic Drake [145.9] says, "He is the traitor help at sec"
*beep*
Robert Green: don't see a corpse, PDA was near space in engineering
*beep*
Jim Joffee: Oh god, they got me
Pauly Poo [145.9] says, "Hehehe hahahaha So much joy today"
*beep*
John Fleetfoot: he probably wasnt lying about the changeling then
*beep*
Redbeard Rum: thanks
*beep*
Devin Jowers: What is your name?
Humble Bee [145.9] asks, "i am hallucinating like crazy, anyone else??"
*beep*
Dawson Sagan: sing Mary had a little lamb, and I will believe you.
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#2
This AI has too much time on his hands.

*beep*
Buttbot: buttdrugs

Imagine that, all round.
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#3
I like the part where i try to disarm Adam Holdeman and two minutes later i end up dead.
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#4
I actually had to change identities because you spammed PDAs using my name. How rude.
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#5
Convair880 Wrote:I actually had to change identities because you spammed PDAs using my name. How rude.
Nerd!!!
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#6
maybe we should enact space-law so that we can arrest pda-cyber bullies in our 2d spaceman game.
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#7
Nitrous Wrote:I like the part where i try to disarm Adam Holdeman and two minutes later i end up dead.

you failed to fart on me frown RIP
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#8
I like the part where Bad Wolf joins and throws his PDA away without knowing what is going on, Nerd
though I guess I am insulting myself
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