maintenance doggs

[Cogwerks]

~~~MAINTENANCE DOGGS~~~
warning: tl;dr

CAST:

Dr. Cogwerks as THE PRISONER
Heiraphont as THE DELIVERY MAN
Boaty as Bade Pearson aka HEAD OF SECURITY

Doublez64 as Pierce Hawkeye aka MR. BLACK aka THE UNDERCOVER COP
RDonkin as Rose Donkin aka MR. YELLOW
Kyle2143 as Trent Durinste aka MR. BLUE
Feodrich as Mycroft Macarthur aka MR. GREEN
Thankyoubasedgod12 as Jenkins Man Old aka MR. PINK

Chef Excellence as SOME GUY WHO GETS ROPED INTO A LIFE OF CRIME BY THE UNDERCOVER COP
A whole bunch of other people as THE GODDAMN MEDDLING CREW

Admin PM to-Boaty/(Bade Pearson): There is a HIGHLY DANGEROUS prisoner in
Solitary. Your goal is to make sure he is taken, in custody and alive, to
centcom at the end of the round. Associates of his may be planning to
bust him out, please go ask your guards if one of them will accept an
undercover role.

---CHAPTER ONE: THE ROOKIE---

Bade Pearson says, "Pierce I have a mission for you"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "I grudgingly accept"
Bade Pearson says, "I need you to go undercover"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "ok"
Bade Pearson says, "There is a dangerous prisoner, in solitary and there are spies trying to break him out of jail"
Bade Pearson says, "wait here, Ill make you a new ID"
Bade Pearson points to Pierce Hawkeye's ID Card (Assistant)
Pierce Hawkeye asks, "But won't they know it's me when I talk?"
Bade Pearson says, "go change your clothes"
Pierce Hawkeye asks, "Got a suit for me?"

Bade Pearson says, "detective"
Bade Pearson asks, "Are you aware of the situation?"
Danny Bombsky asks, "what Situation?"
Bade Pearson says, "There is a criminal"
Danny Bombsky asks, "want me to follow him?"
Bade Pearson says, "He is in custody but, I believe there are spies trying to break him out"
Bade Pearson says, "I need intel"
Bade Pearson asks, "Who are the spies?"
Danny Bombsky says, "I will report back if I see anything"

Pierce Hawkeye says, "Man"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "Security is a bunch of assholes"
Chef Excellence says, "aren't they"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "Saw them lock some guy up without a word"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "Poor bastard"
Chef Excellence says, "if you're a lawyer, why don't you bust him out"
Pierce Hawkeye asks, "With what, due process?"
Chef Excellence says, "yes"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "These fascists would just taze and beat me I bet"
Chef Excellence says, "i'll try busting him out"
Chef Excellence says, "fuck the police"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "Yeah"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "show those assholes"

PlainMSG:-> (THE TEAM MEMBERS) : YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO TAKE PART IN A SECRET MISSION. Go meet THE DELIVERY MAN in TECH STORAGE. Beware of cops and informers!

---CHAPTER TWO: THE MEETING---

The Delivery Man says, "Boys. Come on in."
Mycroft Macarthur exclaims, "BACK I SAY!"
Rose Donkin screams!
Trent Durinste asks, "why?"
Mycroft Macarthur blinds Trent Durinste with the flash!
Mycroft Macarthur says, "god damnit, now i have to murder you"
Mycroft Macarthur says, "great"
Trent Durinste asks, "what are you doing?"
The Delivery Man says, "Don't touch the crate. We're waiting until everyone is here."
Mycroft Macarthur kicks Trent Durinste!
Mycroft Macarthur has grabbed Trent Durinste passively!
Trent Durinste says, "umm. I was asked to come here"
Mycroft Macarthur has grabbed Trent Durinste aggressively (now hands)!
Rose Donkin completley spaces out for a moment.
Mycroft Macarthur says, "oh"
The Delivery Man says, "I know."
Mycroft Macarthur says, "fucking say so then"
Trent Durinste sighs.
The Delivery Man says, "You all were."
Rose Donkin says, "so was i"
The Delivery Man says, "Just step inside."
The Delivery Man Checks his watch...
The Delivery Man says, "We're missing two."
Trent Durinste looks at the wall clock.

MEANWHILE

Pierce Hawkeye says, "Someone took the bait, Chef Excellence"
Bade Pearson says, "Hello chef"
Chef Excellence says, "what's the matter, bade"
Chef Excellence asks, "break a stun baton over someone's head?"
Bade Pearson says, "Yeah"
Bade Pearson asks, "Hey.... do you need any help?"
Chef Excellence says, "no"
Chef Excellence asks, "do you?"
Bade Pearson says, "All
Bade Pearson [145.9] asks, "what bait?"
Bade Pearson [145.9] says, "h woops"
Pierce Hawkeye [145.9] says, "The fuck are you talking about fascist"

ELSEWHERE:

Danny Bombsky says, "I found one Fingerprint on this Emergency closet is next to a opening at cell 3"
Bade Pearson says, "h We've got a possible suspect"
Bade Pearson [135.9] says, "Please arrest Chef Excellence and bring him in for questioning"
Lawrence Prevatt [145.9] says, "h chef is in kitchen apparently"
Bob Ludwig says, "That is not Chef Excellence"
Bob Ludwig [145.9] says, "Anyone else hearing macho man"
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "Macho Man not detected in your vicinity, Bob."
Bob Ludwig [145.9] says, "Well that means I'm batshit crazy"
D.I.O.S. states, "I've seen more breaches in the secure channel in 5 minutes than I usually see in an hour."

---CHAPTER THREE: THE PLAN---

Mr. Black and Mr. Pink finally arrive at Tech Storage. Black remains silent.

Jenkins Man Old says, "let me in"
Mycroft Macarthur says, "its beginning to get crowded in here"
Jenkins Man Old says, "i'm part of the mission"
The Delivery Man says, "Let him in."
Jenkins Man Old says, "whats the mission"
The Delivery Man says, "John. You should leave."
The Delivery Man says, "Alright. The team is all here."
John Fleetfoot says, "Im just rying to get to the vending machine"
Jenkins Man Old says, "whats the mission"
The Delivery Man says, "Take a mask, a gun box, and a jumpsuit."
Mycroft Macarthur exclaims, "those were boxes of revolvers, i LIKE IT!"
The Delivery Man says, "Your job is to break out the prisoner being held in confinement, by any means necessary."
The Delivery Man says, "Mr. Pink, your ID."
Jenkins Man Old says, "pink ranger here"
The Delivery Man says, "Get the man in solitary confinement onto the escape shuttle in your custody. NOT Security's."
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Will do"

Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Team"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Wait"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "We're plotting this out"
The Delivery Man checks his watch...
The Delivery Man says, "I'm needed elsewhere. Do the job. Don't let me down."
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Ok"
Rose Donkin (as Mr. Yellow) says, "Yeah"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "We need one of you guys"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "To break in"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Via toolbox"
Trent Durinste (as Mr. Blue) asks, "we can kill security right?"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Unknown) says, "i can do that, i break in security every fucking day just to scan their shit"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) asks, "Any of you can break the wall down?
Rose Donkin (as Mr. Yellow) says, "Will do boss"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Mycroft, break their wall down"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "I will shoot them up"
Trent Durinste (as Mr. Blue) says, "umm, I can research some superpower, might be hulk, then I can break in"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Unknown) says, "the wall? hacking the door open is WAY faster"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Trent, you do that."
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "I will rampagre."
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Mycroft, break into confinement"
Mr. Yellow stumbles and staggers.
Trent Durinste (as Mr. Blue) stammers, "I'''lllll rrettuuuurrnn soooonn"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "god DAMNIT you let one in"
Gipper Reagan has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Mr. Pink!
Mr. Pink fires the revolver at Gipper Reagan!
Gipper Reagan is hit by the projectile!
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "he's not dead yet"
Gipper Reagan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "there he goes"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Stuff him in the crate."
Rose Donkin (as Mr. Yellow) says, "shame"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "one second"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "i need to learn the wire combos"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "red is test light | dark red is test light | yellow is ai control | grey is door bolts"
Trent Durinste stammers, "II''m pprreettttyy mmeessseedddd uupp wwwiiiithhh rraadddiaaattiiiooonnn ssoo ffaarrr,, anndd iittt''sss aanooiiinnnngg"
Rose Donkin (as Mr. Yellow) says, "I think the tricord wore off"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "just so you know, i dont believe in tipping"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Lets go."

---CHAPTER FOUR: THE MASSACRE---

Pierce Hawkeye (as Mr. Black) says, ":h big problem boss"
Pierce Hawkeye (as Mr. Black) says, "Big problem boss motherfuck this headset"
D.I.O.S. states, "Warning: Pierce Hawkeye cannot be tracked."
Danny Bombsky asks, "who?"
D.I.O.S. states, "His ID indicates that he is a "Pointman""
Pierce Hawkeye (as Mr. Black) says, "A bunch of people with colored jumpsuits are about to attack"
Chef Excellence [145.9] says, "rest in peace pierce, wherever you may be"
Jonathan Faytes says, "AI door"
D.I.O.S. states, "Chef, I'm not letting you into Sec areas."
Jonathan Faytes asks, "Can the detective tell the AI that he's called me for questioning?"
Bade Pearson says, "wrong chef"
Jonathan Faytes asks, "There's more than one chef?"
Bade Pearson says, "yeah that one"
Chef Excellence says, "i am being detained by security for wearing a turban"
Pierce Hawkeye (as Mr. Black) says, "a guy named mycroft is gonna break the walls down"
Pierce Hawkeye (as Mr. Black) says, "I don't know how, but it will probably be fast"

Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "TEAM COMMENCE MISSION"
Chef Excellence screams!
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "I'll cover you"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Get in"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "From the back"
D.I.O.S. states, "Crew, we may be under attack."
Danny Bombsky [135.9] says, "all sec guards to sec"
Danny Bombsky says, "we have a problem"
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "I'm detecting multiple Agent Cards."
D.I.O.S. states, "Jenkins Man Old and Pierce Hawkeye are untrackable."
Bade Pearson says, "this is not good"
Bade Pearson says, "they are all behind that door"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "We have to get our man rescued"
Chef Excellence is unbuckled by Bade Pearson.
Without even breaking stride, Danny Bombsky flips open and lights the Zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
With a single flick of their wrist, Danny Bombsky smoothly lights the Cigarette with the Zippo lighter. Damn they're cool.

D.I.O.S. states, "Mr. Black appears to be part of a strike team, heading south past Sec."
Pierce Hawkeye [135.9] stammers, "iitt'''sss mmee bboosss"
Pierce Hawkeye (as Mr. Black) stammers, "TTaake mmmee hoossttaaggee or ssoommetthhinng"
Pierce Hawkeye (as Mr. Black) stammers, "TTTThheyy ttthhiinnkk I''mmmm oonn tthhhheeirrr ssiiidee"

Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "GO"
Bob Ludwig has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Mr. Pink!
Mr. Pink fires the revolver at Bob Ludwig!
Bob Ludwig is hit by the projectile!
Mr. Pink fires the revolver at Bob Ludwig!
Bob Ludwig is hit by the projectile!
Bob Ludwig stammers, "FUUCCKK BAAAACCKKKKUUPP AAAATTT SSECC RRIOOTSS"
Walter Poehl says, "OH GOD WHAT'S GOING ON"
Mr. Pink fires the revolver at the floor!
Bob Ludwig fires the revolver at the floor!
Mr. Blue is hit by the projectile!
Bade Pearson says, "SHIT"
Bryant Enderly has been stunned with the stun baton by John Sidower!
Mr. Pink fires the revolver at the floor!
Bob Ludwig fires the revolver at the floor!
Suko Khan [145.9] asks, "Did I just hear a growling noise???"
Trent Durinste (as Mr. Blue) gasps, "dammnnn"
Bryant Enderly stammers, "WWhhaattt ttthee fffuuucckkk???"
Mr. Yellow fires the revolver at the floor!
Chef Excellence climbs onto the Space Segway.
Mr. Yellow fires the revolver at the floor!
Bryant Enderly stammers, "IIIImm trryyyyiiinngg ttoo hhhelllpp!"
Danny Bombsky fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Danny Bombsky fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Mr. Yellow fires the revolver at the floor!
Chef Excellence has been stunned with the stun baton by Bade Pearson!
Chef Excellence screams!
Mr. Yellow fires the revolver at the floor!
Danny Bombsky fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Mr. Yellow fires the revolver at the floor!
Chef Excellence stammers, "waaaatt ddiiddd iii eevveeenn ddoo"

D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "Warning: Chaos detected in Brig."

Mr. Black tries to disarm Mr. Green!
Mr. Black tries to disarm Mr. Green!
Mr. Black tries to disarm Mr. Green!
Mr. Black tries to disarm Mr. Green!
Mr. Black has been stunned with the stun baton by Lawrence Prevatt!
Walter Poehl is trying to perform CPR on Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink)!
Walter Poehl is trying to perform CPR on Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink)!
Nosmir McAwesome stammers, "II jjuussss wwaaanntteedd ttoooohhleepp"
Mr. Yellow has been stunned with the stun baton by Lawrence Prevatt!
Mr. Green has been stunned with the stun baton by John Sidower!
Mr. Yellow has been shot pointblank with the taser gun by Danny Bombsky!
Mr. Yellow is hit by the energy bolt!
Mr. Blue has been stunned with the stun baton by John Sidower!
Lawrence Prevatt says, "jesus fuck what happened"
Suko Khan says, "Medics Here"
Pierce Hawkeye stammers, "GGottt yyou asstttaarddddss"

D.I.O.S. states, "Color-coded Mr's are part of this attack team, but appear to have been mostly handled by Sec."

Bade Pearson says, "there is a major situation"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) stammers, "iii wwwwuuulldd hhhaave bbeeeeennn mmooorree eeffffffeeecccctiivvee oo mmmyyyy oowwnnn,, yyoouu gggyyyss aarree a ffuuccckinnnng lliiiiaabbbiillitttyyyy"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "Good work boys"
Bob Ludwig gasps.
John Sidower says, "a LOT OF HANDCUFFS ARE NEEDED."
Rose Donkin (as Mr. Yellow) stammers, "bbllacckk beettraayyeeddduuss"
Rose Donkin (as Unknown) stammers, "he wwaasss aa doouubblllee aaggggeenntt"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) stammers, "nnooo sshhiitt,, dddiiddddnttt yyoooouu ssseeeee tthhaaat mmmmoovviiee"

---CHAPTER FIVE: THE GREAT ESCAPE---

Bade Pearson says, "We have intelligence that you may be the ringleader of a group of spies"
Chef Excellence says, "that is incorrect"
Chef Excellence has been stunned with the stun baton by Bade Pearson!

Suko Khan [145.9] exclaims, "Kill the Traitors!"
Rose Donkin has been shot pointblank with .38 revolver by Danny Bombsky!
Danny Bombsky fires .38 revolver at Rose Donkin!
Rose Donkin is hit by the projectile!

Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) gasps, "Is any of the strike force alive"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) gasps, "ALL TEAM MEMBERS TO MEDBAY"
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "Mr. Pink, your team has been captured."
Jonathan Faytes says, "I have a cake for the invaders"

Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) has been prodded with the stun baton by
John Sidower! Luckily it was off.
John Sidower says, "traitor"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "Good work boss"
Pierce Hawkeye says, "we stopped em"
John Sidower says, "That was hellish."
Suko Khan has been stunned with the stun baton by Lawrence Prevatt!

Several of the invading team have been ignored in the massive pile of corpses on the floor, and have just awakened from unconsciousness. Apparently nobody thought to retrieve all the guns laying around on the floor...

Mycroft Macarthur fires the revolver at the floor!
Suko Khan stammers, "AAAAhhhhhhhhhh"
Chef Excellence screams!
John Sidower blinds Mycroft Macarthur with the flash!
Rose Donkin fires the revolver at the floor!
Chef Excellence screams!
Rose Donkin fires the revolver at the floor!
Terrell Wilkerson disarms Rose Donkin!
Suko Khan fires the revolver at the floor!
Danny Bombsky is hit by the projectile!
Rose Donkin fires the revolver at the floor!
Pierce Hawkeye is hit by the projectile!
Rose Donkin fires the revolver at the floor!
Pierce Hawkeye is hit by the projectile!
Terrell Wilkerson pushes down Suko Khan
Rose Donkin has been beaten with the stun baton by John Sidower!
Suko Khan has been beaten with the stun baton by John Sidower!
Terrell Wilkerson gasps, "IM DIEN"
Rose Donkin punches Bade Pearson!
Suko Khan says, "I WAS STOPPING HER"
Chef Excellence manages to remove the handcuffs!
Rose Donkin punches Lawrence Prevatt!
Rose Donkin knocks out Lawrence Prevatt!
Nosmir McAwesome says, "I was helping the officer you dork"
Luis Bonilla exclaims, "holy dumb god!"
Nosmir McAwesome has been stunned with the stun baton by Rose Donkin!
Chef Excellence plays a upbeat tune with his harmonica!
Rose Donkin flips the fuck out!
Terrell Wilkerson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Terrell Wilkerson has been stunned with the stun baton by John Sidower!
Chef Excellence says, "go beepsky go"
Bade Pearson has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Bade Pearson stammers, "oooh ccrhhissttt"

Bryant Enderly is trying to perform CPR on Pierce Hawkeye!
Mahtchoe man mutters to himself.
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "I would like to point out that Pierce Hawkeye
was a member of the Death Squad that invaded us."
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "Reviving him may not be in the crew's best interests, Mr. Enderly."
Bryant Enderly asks, "WHy is BEEPSKY AFTER ME?"
Bryant Enderly exclaims, "IM JUST TRYING TO SAVE LIVES!"

---CHAPTER SIX: THE GODDAMN MEDDLING CREW---

Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Oh god"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "You're alive"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "Give me a gun"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "I'll go in"
Trent Durinste (as Mr. Blue) says, "I only have one"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "I'll give you thermite"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) asks, "Where's green?"
Jenkins Man Old (as Mr. Pink) says, "I have an idea"
Trent Durinste (as Mr. Blue) IIII'lllll gttt a ssssppaaccessuuuuiittt

D.I.O.S. states, "Warning: numerous members of the strike team appear to have escaped and are active once more."
Dachshundofdoom/(D.I.O.S.) (NONTRAITOR) (X) called the Emergency Shuttle to the station

Galactic Republic Update

We Are The Law

A friendly reminder from Nanotrasen: the dangerous prisoner in Solitary
Confinement must be safely escorted to the Escape Shuttle to stand trial
for his crimes.

D.I.O.S. states, "Oh dear. I suddenly understand what the strike team is doing"

Mycroft Macarthur says, "i have ten minutes to rescue the prisoner"
Mycroft Macarthur says, "and find a way to get the shuttle to leave early with him onboard"

Mr. Blue thermites solitary open from space... just in time to see a group of uninvited and unprompted black-suited assistants in welders masks breaking open the front door to kidnap the prisoner.

Nosmir McAwesome has added the crowbar to the utility belt!
Nosmir McAwesome says, "well well"
You're restrained! You can't move!
Bob Ludwig gasps.
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "THE STRIKE TEAM IS ATTEMPTING TO RECOVER MACHO MAN FROM SOLITARY"
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "MAKE SURE MACHO MAKES IT ONTO THE SHUTTLE"
Trent Durinste [145.9] says, "damn it, they took him out of solitary"
Chef Excellence [145.9] exclaims, "free matchoe!"
Jenkins Man Old [145.9] stammers, "COUUURRRRTTTROOOOOOOMM MMAIIINNTT"
Nosmir McAwesome punches Bryant Enderly!
Mahtchoe man yells out a battle cry!
You power-clothesline Mario Leslie!
You power-clothesline Mario Leslie!
Mahtchoe man has been shot pointblank with the taser gun by Unknown!
You are hit by the energy bolt!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Valterak Balmue (as Unknown) says, "Subdue him."
You're restrained! You can't move!
Mario Leslie says, "we have taken him"
Unknown farts in Mahtchoe man's face!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Mario Leslie says, "try your matcho moves on me now tough guy"
Valterak Balmue asks, "We're supposed to bring this guy on the shuttle with us, right?"
Mario Leslie says, "yes"

Vaughn Moon blinds Mario Leslie with the flash!
You're restrained! You can't move!
Mario Leslie says, "oh no"
Mario Leslie says, "betrayed"
Lemmy Caution tries to disarm Valterak Balmue!
Suko Khan punches Valterak Balmue!
Valterak Balmue punches Suko Khan!
Mahtchoe man has been shot pointblank with the taser gun by Valterak Balmue!
You are hit by the energy bolt!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Mario Leslie says, "i say we space his ass"
You're restrained! You can't move!

Chef Excellence is trying to take off a straight jacket from Mahtchoe man's body!
Mario Leslie punches Chef Excellence!
Valterak Balmue says, "Stop doing that, jeez."
Mahtchoe man yells out a battle cry!
Mario Leslie punches Chef Excellence!
Chef Excellence is trying to take off a straight jacket from Mahtchoe man's body!
You crash into the reinforced window!
Valterak Balmue asks, "Now see what you did?"
Valterak Balmue says, "OH SHIT"
You power-clothesline Lemmy Caution!
Suko Khan has been hit by Lemmy Caution.
Mahtchoe man yells out a battle cry!
Valterak Balmue says, "OH GOD HE'S FREE"
You power-clothesline Suko Khan!
You power-clothesline Nosmir McAwesome!
Suko Khan gasps, "RUN"
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "I think Macho Man just broke free"
Valterak Balmue [145.9] exclaims, "HE'S FREE!"
Suko Khan gasps, "RUN"
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "ESCAPE IS DOOMED"
D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "HE IS LOOSE"
You power-clothesline Suko Khan!
Lemmy Caution has been hit by Suko Khan.
You power-clothesline Valterak Balmue!
the reinforced window was hit by Valterak Balmue.
You power-clothesline Mario Leslie!
the reinforced window was hit by Mario Leslie.
You power-clothesline Mario Leslie!
the reinforced window was hit by Mario Leslie.
You crash into the reinforced window!
You crash into the grille!
Mahtchoe man aggressively grabs Valterak Balmue!
Mario Leslie says, "NO"
Mahtchoe man picks up Valterak Balmue by the throat!
Mahtchoe man begins radiating with evil energies!
Mario Leslie says, "NOOOOOOO"
A blinding light envelops Mahtchoe man!

---CHAPTER SEVEN: THE EVACUATION---

Rose Donkin attacks Suko Khan in the head with the shard!
Suko Khan has been knocked unconscious!
Mahtchoe man has been shot pointblank with the energy gun by Mr. Blue!
You are hit by the energy bolt!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Mr. Blue is trying to put a handcuffs on Mahtchoe man
Mr. Blue has grabbed Mahtchoe man passively!

D.I.O.S. [145.9] states, "Macho Man is down and being captured by a member of the Colors."

Spatenbach McWurstenfurst paints Mahtchoe man.
Mario Leslie punches Rose Donkin!
Mario Leslie knocks out Rose Donkin!
Trent Durinste (as Mr. Blue) stammers, "yyoooou iiddiioottsss"
Trent Durinste (as Mr. Blue) stammers, "CCUUUFFF HHHIIMM!!!"
Mr. Blue is trying to put a handcuffs on Mahtchoe man
Rose Donkin says, "Hands off the man hes ours"
Suko Khan screams!
Mario Leslie screams!
Mycroft Macarthur says, "start killing the civilians"
You power-clothesline Mr. Blue!
Danny Bombsky has been hit by Mr. Blue.
Danny Bombsky seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Rose Donkin kicks Mr. Blue!

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.

Mahtchoe man forcefully kicks open Escape Airlock!

Mahtchoe man has been shot pointblank with the energy gun by Mr. Blue!
You are hit by the energy bolt!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Mycroft Macarthur says, "kill everyone who isnt on the team mister blue"
Mahtchoe man is buckled in by Mr. Blue.
Mr. Blue attacks Mahtchoe man in the head with the fire extinguisher!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...


The crew's final score is:
267

OOC: Heiraphont: The bad guys fuckin' win it!

Mahtchoe man makes an odd noise. A tear runs down his face.

[atomicthumbs]

this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

[Sundance]

Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "god DAMNIT you let one in"
Gipper Reagan has been shot pointblank with the revolver by Mr. Pink!
Mr. Pink fires the revolver at Gipper Reagan!
Gipper Reagan is hit by the projectile!
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "he's not dead yet"
Gipper Reagan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) says, "there he goes"

Rose Donkin (as Mr. Yellow) stammers, "bbllacckk beettraayyeeddduuss"
Rose Donkin (as Unknown) stammers, "he wwaasss aa doouubblllee aaggggeenntt"
Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) stammers, "nnooo sshhiitt,, dddiiddddnttt yyoooouu ssseeeee tthhaaat mmmmoovviiee"

Mycroft Macarthur (as Mr. Green) has been prodded with the stun baton by
John Sidower! Luckily it was off.
John Sidower says, "traitor"

Mahtchoe man is buckled in by Mr. Blue.
Mr. Blue attacks Mahtchoe man in the head with the fire extinguisher!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...

All of my laughing tears.

Who out of the strike force survived in the end?

[Cogwerks]

The undercover cop Mr. Black died in the second uprising in security when Rose Donkin (Yellow) woke up from her injuries and went on an incredible rampage. I think Pink got beaten down by assistants in a maint corridor somewhere, I kinda lost track of him. Blue, Green and Yellow all escaped from certain death and managed to escape together at the end.

[mbc]

Great story Cogwerks. A tale of blood, betrayal, and triumph. My only regret is I wasn't there to see it happen myself!

[Dauntasa]

Holy shit, this might be the best thing that has ever happened.

[kyle2143]

I't was really fun to have gotten to play one of the antags in this, the whole round was just hilarious. Trying to fight Macho Man at escape and get him captured for Centcom was insane. Definitely something we need to play again.

[Furbeh]

Oh god if this was an uncommon game mode it would be amazingly fun.

[Dauntasa]

Oh god if this was an uncommon game mode it would be amazingly fun.

No, don't try to recreate it. It happened, and it was magical, and now it's over.

[Klayboxx]

Holy jesus A++++++ you win space men school

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

What an amazing story that only be improved if I was in it or mentioned somehow

[Cogwerks]

Oh god if this was an uncommon game mode it would be amazingly fun.

It's a one-off thing, but sort of a test of some ideas I've had for a HARD MODE version of Nuke I guess. Interesting things happen when the bad dudes have to work together with limited supplies.

[Nightgunner5]

Oh god if this was an uncommon game mode it would be amazingly fun.

It's a one-off thing, but sort of a test of some ideas I've had for a HARD MODE version of Nuke I guess. Interesting things happen when the bad dudes have to work together with limited supplies.

Didn't the nanotrasen announcement make them lawful neutral at worst?

[atomic1fire]

Hostage mode would be p amazing though, even though it's amazingness will be diluted due to players not being "Heisty" enough to pull it off.

[Dachshundofdoom]

This was a good round to be AI on. Hostage would be sweet, but it would probably never go off so amazingly again. Stuff like this only stays cool when it happens once every so often.