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[Botany] Beans, Leaves, and Brew
#1
Botany has the reputation for being a bunch of useless stoners who only grow weed and exploding tomatoes, so I propose the following new crops for botany that probably will be ignored in favor of weed.
Cocoa beans: Becomes Chocolate when used in Food Processor, chocolate chips when used in the Kitchenhelper, cocoa when brewed.
The chef should be able to make make "special brownies" with the botanist's cash crop of choice (weed, obviously). TWO BONGS AT ONCE

Coffee beans: Makes coffee when brewed. I don't know


Pinto beans: Becomes refried beans when processed. Can be used to make proper burritos, not the Discount Dan's stuff. This is just MAGICAL

Tea Leaves: Inedible, but becomes tea when used in the still. into the ground!
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#2
As for mutations...

Cocoa Beans: Carob (contains corn syrup for some reason) Dark Chocolate (contains trace amounts of something beneficial)
Coffee Beans: Extra Strength (contains energy drink), Super Decaf (has nothing)
Pinto Beans: Farty Party (Fartonium) Prude's Pride (Simethicone)
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#3
You missed the obvious joke. Robustus is a variety of coffee.
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#4
More stuff for Botany is always nice.
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