My cry for the purple text!
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Usual Character Name: Jacob Philips (There are lots of other Jacobs out there, they aren't me!)
BYOND Username: MorphingDwarf
Recommended by (if applicable): N/A
Times Available: Whenever I feel like getting on. Morning and afternoon on weekends, afternoons and rarely mornings on weekdays (Typically there aren't many other mentors on, which is exactly why I am applying.

Reason for Application + Game Experience (300 word minimum): I am applying because there are lots of times that I am on, and there aren't any mentors, namely because I am on the server with the smaller population, and all of the admins/mentors are on the other servers. So that is why I am applying. As far as player experience goes, I obviously haven't been around that long, but have played under a different account that I won't reveal because I feel it would make you all hate me. However, if an admin asks me to, I will send him/her a message telling them, and I feel I have changed since I had that account. I have helped people before, especially with the very confusing things like security, engineering, and genetics (rarely). I think of myself as a nice person, but that is for you to judge. I am not necessarily a saint, and don't go out of my way to help people in game, but if given mentor, I would gladly respond to their pleas for information. I have been here since Donut, not sure if donut 1 or 2, I don't really understand that part, however, I can tell you that I have been here since the security room was next to the HoP's Id changing area, once again, not sure what portion of donut's evolution I was at. I have noticed quite a few things since I joined this community, and have learned alot aswell. So, in all of my experience, I think that I have learned all that a pubbie can learn about chemistry, I have a decent understanding of genetics, have mastered the art of cooking and mixing (as per yesterday/today), and like to think of myself as a decent head. Now, I don't want to say I am a good security officer because I was recently rejected on that front, and haven't really revisisted that after my failure, plus people just have too much fun fucking with security officers. Also, I want to put this in here, because I know it will be read: GET RID OF THE WEIGHTED GLOVES!!! For real, they are so OP. Now, to continue with my application, I would like to tell you that I have also gotten a good feel for all of the possible rounds as a citizen, and most of them as an antag aswell. I have not really been wizard or syndi-cat much, but I understand how they work and how to play those rounds as antagonist. When I am a chemist I don't know many recipes, because I don't have the patience to try out all of the possible combinations, of which there are probably thousands, not counting the ones that require ingredients from outside the chemmaster. I don't think that I would abuse the mentorhelp option, and I am not sure how one would abuse it. In conclusion I would like to say that last time I overreacted, although I still do feel that I was given alot of bulshit by certain people.

Your opinion of Shrek (5 word minimum: Shrek is green, and should brush his teeth more often.
Your opinion of Clowns: Many times I have slipped on their yellow fruits, those monstrosities.
Your Opinion of Poo: Just the other day an admin spawned in a single poo. I touched it and died.


Previous Bans (While this will not affect your application lying about it will): Erm... No?

Now, I know that I applied for HoS a while ago, and I was rejected for that, and I hope that this isn't too close to my HoS application, but it shouldn't matter, as I am not applying for the same thing.

Thank you for reading, please conside my application.
Sincerely, Jacob Philips
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DAMMIT! I spelt conside wrong! AGHH

(Don't piss on my grave for double-posting this time ok?)
#3
I have seen MorphingDwarf recently and he seems to know what he's doing as far as I can tell. I'm not really sure what the requirements are for being a mentor are besides not being shit and knowing how to play though. If that's all there is to it, then he satisfies the requirements.
#4
I just played a round in which I walked into the Bridge, and I found you and Rickey Powers doing "Light BDSM", I dont know what the fuck that is but it sounds gross. Hell no.
#5
Wiki Rules Page Wrote:Creepiness is also unacceptable. This includes rape jokes or roleplaying sex, sexual harassment/assault, or rape. Basically, if it involves your genitals, it doesn't belong here. You will be banned for any of these.
#6
I don't know what he was talking about or what that even stands for. I was taking him hostage to get lots of $. I was running a gimmick. Not rping rape or anything that violates the don't be a creep clause.
Please do reconsider frontline. Also: I wasn't even actually taking him captive, we were just pretending so that maybe someone would accept his ransom. Unfortunately, the round ended and nobody did.
#7
Ok, it seems more like you were trying to kidnap him and he was shouting shit but I dont really know, it was just really weird but ill trust you on your word.
#8
I was trying to makE the round more interesting. Too bad there was a wizard.
#9
Well, you know, usually when people that don't belong here get kidnapped they shout RAPE and such, so I probably wouldn't blame the kidnapper.
#10
Given the developments and all, I'd give him a yes.
#11
Yeah this guys seems like an ok guy. Yes
#12
I'm 99% sure I'm going to get this and I just wanted to thank you guys for supporting me. (99% sure because all I have gotten is approvals.


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