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Implement improvisation
#1
I think I posted this before but if not idk sure

I love improvised items and would like to see some more

You messily cut the pepperoni pizza with the wirecutters! Gnarly!
You horribly slice the fried Russian revolver cake with the Razor Blade! Weak!
You mercilessly beat the Michael Tennant pie cake with the power hammer! Whoahh!
You delicately slice the fried oblivion crown pizza with the scalpel! Mmmm!
You scoop the sperghetti and meatballs into your mouth with the Shitty Slag slag shovel! Gross!

You try to shave yourself with the scalpel, but nick your neck! Ouch!
You are bleeding profusely!

You scrawl a cross with the fancy pen on the front of Guardbuddies And You! God would be proud.
Isaac Kirkhope beats Unknown with the Bible And You!

You try to unscrew Cyborg Beta-81's head compartment with the pen! This may take up to 30 seconds...

You gruesomely cut out the shrapnel from Itty Syndicate's chest...

Itty Syndicate gasps.
Itty Syndicate gasps.
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#2
(while the patient is on the surgery table) Dr. Chainsaw removes dumb pubbies left arm with the (green) chainsaw, OUCH!
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