Posts: 311
Threads: 4
Joined: Dec 2012
Running into genetics and setting their giant pyre of mutation papers alight, and running out with a perfunctory fart.
Spreading glitter across the entire station to make it absolutely fabulous.
Shitty Bill attempting to make small talk with you while being held hostage on the Russian Shuttle to play victim to your mad science.
When someone actually allows you to perform mad science on them, and they survive the ordeal.
Posts: 494
Threads: 12
Joined: Sep 2012
david2222121 Wrote:Running into genetics and setting their giant pyre of mutation papers alight, and running out with a perfunctory fart.
Spreading glitter across the entire station to make it absolutely fabulous.
Shitty Bill attempting to make small talk with you while being held hostage on the Russian Shuttle to play victim to your mad science.
When someone actually allows you to perform mad science on them, and they survive the ordeal.
Watching people come in and set your papers on fire and run out giggling when you only printed them out as a formality in the first place, and they're all actually still stored on the computer because you bothered to scan people first.
Posts: 696
Threads: 49
Joined: Sep 2012
Hearing screeching noises all round and finally realizing it was someone shoving 2593 monkeys into the loafer.
Posts: 58
Threads: 0
Joined: Sep 2012
When you suddenly get cloned after being dead for 30 minutes and had given up all hope of revival.
Posts: 114
Threads: 23
Joined: Sep 2012
AlphabetJones Wrote:When you suddenly get cloned after being dead for 30 minutes and had given up all hope of revival.
When you get killed and log out for half an hour and log back in right as someone is stuffing your body in the cloner
Posts: 152
Threads: 24
Joined: Sep 2012
Ebumwell Wrote:Seeing my space friends. Especially bruce/zoey/oddball/Jeb/Rickie/a bunch of others
I love my station buddies
Posts: 152
Threads: 24
Joined: Sep 2012
Devin Jowers whispers, "I ate the cyberheart instead of putting it inside me oh dear"
Posts: 167
Threads: 2
Joined: Oct 2014
The constant scream emotes from the crew that can be heard anywhere and everywhere on the station.
Posts: 14
Threads: 0
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 300
Threads: 36
Joined: Apr 2013
BYOND Username: Mega Paco
Character Name: Geoff Goldman
Seeing a whole bunch of newbies get hyped up and claim how they're going to get the solarium good ending, then hearing ten minutes later on the radio the only survivor of the group claim that they were killed by wendigos or something.
Posts: 445
Threads: 68
Joined: Mar 2014
When a geneticist gets injected with mutadone.
Posts: 696
Threads: 49
Joined: Sep 2012
The fact that just being a clown makes everything you do piss people off more than if you were playing a staff assistant. Just today I stole some shoes and broke into the RD's office (but only stole his tea) and this was enough for the RD to send every borg on the station to kill me. Another memorable round was the time I only stole 2 pairs of shoes before the detective and the HOS beat me to death in a maintenance tunnel. It's like everybody expects you to stumble around and let people forcefeed you bojack.
Posts: 425
Threads: 14
Joined: Feb 2014
BYOND Username: Zafh
Character Name: Reset Naywalk / ASCII-(Something)
When you slip as a clown and people fart on the bible you had in your hands.
Posts: 78
Threads: 5
Joined: Oct 2014
Mailing satchels worth of exploding tomatos and rainbow melons to every department on the station.
Hiding in a locker beside a mail chute in a not-oft traveled area of the station is the way to go.
Mailing a few bags of rainbow melons to QM never gets old.
Posts: 1,174
Threads: 73
Joined: Sep 2014
Getting new AI laws.
For reference, this makes me go into an evil smile, fingers steepled with dastardlt cunning.
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